Selectively breeding human beings for food

Hi readers.  Probably most of you know already that human beings are being selectively bred for food by competing species of space aliens.  That’s what’s causing so much trouble for us as a species.  Our damned overlords can’t make up their minds, keep changing what they want from us.

It’s the reason French mothers gave birth to a century of runts after Napoleon got a generation of their male breeding stock killed off in Spain, Portugal and Europe.  Then the other group of space aliens got into the driver-seat and brought Germans, British and Americans into France with WWI to impregnate all the French women in an attempt to undo the Napoleonic accomplishments.

It’s the reason cheerleaders want to propagate with football stars.  One of the groups of space aliens likes the physical traits, dumb as cluckshit, beefy males, big titty women, and they want a strain of offspring for their high-dollar eating joints.

A few people probably still doubt this is happening, but all you have to do is look around you to prove it to yourself.  Why do you think all those fast food joints are out there peppering the surface of our great land?  One of those groups of space aliens is fond of meat with a lot of fat on it.

The one thing all the space alien species agree about, though, is brains.  A human brain is about the same amount of food product for discerning aliens, whether it’s generally a brain with an IQ of 80, or one of 150.  And the one with an IQ of 80 gives them one hell of a lot less trouble.

Space aliens all do everything they can think of to improve the likelihood their breeding stock is nearer 80 IQ than anything higher.  And they’re fairly successful in that regard.

I just wish they’d make up their minds about the rest of it.  All this seesawing back and forth over football and wars gets old after a while.

Old Jules

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9 responses to “Selectively breeding human beings for food

  1. I also believe the aliens are working with our government, or running our government, to keep the earth population’s IQ at a very low level by lowering our education methods. They don’t wnat anyone to learn to think for themselves. Just do what we say and we will take care of you. Yes, the aliens are with us!

  2. I sincerely wish I could call you a crazy old man but in all honesty you make a valid point. The population of earth has more than doubled in my lifetime and the new people are dumber than a box of rocks. Alien cattle farm. I haven’t thought about that since that Twilight Zone episode” To Serve Man”. good post!

  3. “And they’re fairly successful in that regard.”
    There is no arguing that statement.

  4. Pleased to know there is a purpose behind the decline.

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