Hi readers. A lot of you have been asking me to describe my impression of Kansans from a newcomer, outsider-looking-in perspective.
My general impression is that outside the KC metro area they’re not much different from typical, or average Texans. Stereotype from the movie Trains, Planes and Automobiles seems to cover it as accurately as you’re likely to find anywhere.
Posted in 2014, Adventure, America, Human Behavior
Tagged culture, Human Behavior, humor, kansans, Kansas, Life, lifestyle, society, sociology, stereotypes, survival
The feet definitely look more like robin feet than parrot feet. But the hooked beak is more parrot-like in my expert opinion.
The mysterious Kansas parrot fetish post left most of you on the edges of your chairs most likely in hopes I’d follow it up with clarifications, and maybe more music explaining just what the hell that parrot is doing to get itself venerated by Kansans.
I believe the purplish design on the right side of the thing is a stylized version of the parrot-head. A sort of modern-Kansas equivalent of an ancient Egyptian Eye of Horus. But what the hell do I know?
I’ve seen a lot of these in a wide range of contexts since I posted the ‘mysterious Kansas Parrot fetish’ post. I wish I could report to you with confidence it isn’t just a robin walkin’ walkin’ walkin’ to Missouri, but I can’t.
I think there’s still a strong case to be made that it’s a cryptic protest about the absurdly higher gasoline prices on the Kansas City, KS, side of the state line than on the Kansas City, MO, side of the boundary.
Fact is the whole thing was a lot nearer the public consciousness in verbal terms during the late 1940s and early 1950s than it is today. Nowadays it’s just out there as flags and whatnot.
I wash my hands of the whole matter.
Posted in 2014, Adventure, Animals
Tagged animals, birds, culture, Human Behavior, humor, Kansas, lifestyle, missouri, music, parrots, robins, senior citizens, society, sociology
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning. I like to think I can’t bring myself to object if the Mormon Tabernacle Choir all want to marry one another in one fell swoop. I almost got sucked into reading the Yahoo News article about it anyway, though.
Yahoo news headed things up with a photo of the male members of the Mormon Tabernacle Choir all dressed up in suits, evidently having intended to get married to one-another and having been refused by the LDS Church permission-givers. At least I assume so. The pic and the headline, Mormon Leader Outlines Opposition To Gay Marriage [http://news.yahoo.com/mormon-leader-outlines-opposition-gay-marriage-173205476.html]
So what the hell am I supposed to care what the Mormon leaders think about the Choir engaging in holy matrimony with itself? Brigham Young had more damned wives than anyone those days could count and history doesn’t even mention whether he could sing a note, nor whether they could.
I’ve never been offended by whether Brigham Young’s wives were women or men in drag. Never even asked myself a question about it. But I’m betting if they could sing, even if they were women, it would be the only thing non-dramatic about having that many women in a household.
Anyway, I didn’t read the article, but I hope the damned choir goes ahead and marries one another if they want to, no matter what the LDS leadership thinks about it. Maybe all get on bicycles and scoot off to Alabama and find a judge there to tie the knot.
Posted in 2000's, 2014, Adventure, America
Tagged culture, gay marriage, Human Behavior, humor, LDS, Life, lifestyle, mormon, philosophy, religion, society, sociology
This rice/veggie steamer might be the single electrical appliance I’ve used more than any other my entire lifetime. Originally cost me $1.00 still in the never-been-open-box at the Salvation Army Thrift Store, Kerrville, Texas. Several years of heavy use for that buck.
I like to get a few calories with my meals, so I used half-jar of strawberry preserves from Dollar Tree [$1.00] as chutney. Spices added were celery seed, black pepper, lime powder, onion powder, in addition to the various chopped poblanos Anaheim green bell peppers and fresh cilantroso on in the taste explosion.
Curry steamed ginger blueberry okra pepper asparagus on rice: If it’s looks you’re after you could toss a sprig of parsley across it, I suppose, or add a slice of orange, maybe.
It went down smooth and easy, didn’t attempt to come back up. All’s well that ends well. And the ticker won’t be sneaking around finding excuses to blink or belch from the sodium. Prepared with no sodium added, this is a no sodium meal. On the other hand, if you want it to be a 2 gram sodium meal add two grams of salt.
Posted in 2013, America
Tagged cuisine, culture, curry, food, ginger, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, low salt, low sodium, no salt, senior citizens, society, sociology
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read.
Back when they were doing the oceans things would have gone a lot different if they’d invented onions and limes by then. Human beings would never have had to go through the old fashioned outdated phase of seasoning their food with sodium salt, for instance.
If you run your mental tongue around the flavor of sodium salt and ask yourself, “How could this flavor be duplicated, but improved? How could the taste of salt, fairly boring and common, be given some class for the discriminating eater?”
Any cave man could have told you the answer if he’d known it, which he didn’t. So far as anyone knows cave men didn’t have access to the Internet and powdered lime juice, and fresh onion powder.
If two grams of sodium salt represents a maximum healthy amount we can ingest even when we have strong upbeat hearts, getting down to that is a slippery trick. Mightn’t be possible if we don’t do our own cooking. But even if we do it isn’t easy.
Or wasn’t easy until fresh onion powder and lime juice powder were invented. I’m shocked I haven’t read about this anywhere before. It would have been one hell of a lot easier and quicker if I hadn’t had to discover it on my own through experimentation.
Let me know what you think of it if you try it.
Also, put a bit of onion powder and lime juice powder on a makeup mirror and scrape it into little rows. Use a soda straw or a rolled up $100 bill and snort it into your nose. I haven’t tried that, but it might be a memorable experience.
Good luck with that.
Posted in Adventure
Tagged cuisine, culture, diet, food, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, low sodium, no sodium, salt substitute, society, sociology
Above: People carefully avoiding inadvertent visits to Vietnam. http://readersupportednews.org/news-section2/345-justice/22925-vietnam-is-sentencing-corrupt-bankers-to-death-by-firing-squad
I’ve you’re like me the two burning mysteries of the 20th Century concern US submersion into two foreign wars: WWI and Vietnam.
WWI will probably always remain a piece of unexplainable and unexplained craziness. But suddenly the underlying reason for the Vietnam War bubbles to the surface of 21st Century reality almost out of nowhere.
The bastards execute corrupt bankers!
“Vietnam Is Sentencing Corrupt Bankers to Death by Firing Squad” http://readersupportednews.org/news-section2/345-justice/22925-vietnam-is-sentencing-corrupt-bankers-to-death-by-firing-squad
Sheeze! There was never anything in that country worth a single US life and it never made any sense any US troop had to set foot on the soil there. Just some crazy-assed paranoid ‘domino theory’ was how they justified it at the time. But secretly the US Government probably knew the Vietnamese were capable of thinking outside the box.
Any place that has the potential for standing corrupt bankers up before firing squads and blowing them into the next lifetime is sure as hell a place that needs stopping. That’s the sort of idea that could catch hold.
Hell, if we had another hundred yards of Vietnam Memorial Wall and it saved the life of one corrupt banker it would be worth it. Executing politicians, bankers, war industrialists is just the sort of subversive thinking that caused the Russian Revolution. Got the whole fatcat aristocracy sitting on the heads of starving peasants killed off and replaced by a different kind of killer-shark.
We’ve been a bit short of wars lately, but here’s an opportunity to fill the gap. But this time, a Constitutionally legal war declared by the US Congress. A new Vietnam War everyone who matters will be able to understand and sympathize.
Bomb those bastards back to the stone age. Destroy them to save them.
Fact is, if this were adopted in the US it would silence all this dissent about the death penalty. Likely there’d be ticker-tape parades. Where the hell would that leave us?
Remember where you heard it first.
Posted in 2013, America
Tagged bankers, corruption, culture, death penalty, economy, execution, History, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, philosophy, psychology, society, sociology, Vietnam
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
Evidently these people who volunteered for the most recent Presidential Wars seem to be coming home and offing themselves at a rate of 22 per day. Probably there’s a hidden message in there somewhere.
But the big problem is they’re whining and crying about it beforehand, trying through their, Iraq and Afghanistan Veterans of America organization to get new special treatment and benefits for themselves and hire professionals to talk them out of it.
IAVA’s efforts have made an impact, as Sen. John Walsh (D-Mont.), the first Iraq war veteran to serve in the senate, introduced comprehensive legislation that would increase mental health professionals at VA, enhance collaboration with the Pentagon, and review cases of soldiers who may have been wrongly discharged for “invisible wounds.”
“Returning home from combat does not erase what happened there, and yet red tape and government dysfunction have blocked access to the care that saves lives,” Walsh said in a statement to Business Insider. “It is our duty to come together for real solutions for our heroes.”
Just my opinion here, but there’s a really money-saving way to prevent all that. Veterans speaking out noisily to potential enlistees telling them all the reasons they are going to hate themselves for volunteering to serve in a Presidential War might be a good beginning. Then quitting accusing themselves of being heroes next breath after rolling ’round on the floor weeping about not enough sympathy. Recognizing there are concomitant sacrifices that come with the financial and other benefits for joining a military force. Abdicating personal moral and ethical choices to politicians and soldiers where the information’s already out there about the brushfire wars the nation loves to submerge itself in.
Hell, these people offing themselves know best whether their lives are worth living. But if they want a shoulder to cry on there’s plenty of help available already through the VA, and it’s easily accessible. Just take a look on the right sidebar:
What almost certainly won’t help is S.2182, the Suicide Prevention for America’s Veterans Act to liven things up. It would save a lot of money and effort, not to mention veterans hating themselves afterward, if we’d just stay the hell out of Presidential Wars. See if that doesn’t clear the problem up without any mindless legislation.
Posted in America, Military, US Army
Tagged Afghanistan, culture, Events, History, Human Behavior, Iraq, Life, military, philosophy, psychology, society, sociology, suicide, veteran