Sheeze. Hi readers . Sometimes I disgust myself, make no sense whatever.
Went out to the tire place this morning and ordered two each 10 ply 16.5 inch tires to arrive Wednesday and have mounted before I even know whether I’m going to kick the bucket before I can wear them out. Jumped the gun something awful, but it feels okay, me betting the Universe I can drive on those tires long enough to justify having them before the Universe can draw a tight bead on me and squeeze off a round.
Meanwhile I’m figuring to hear from the VA around Wednesday setting me up for a sawbones to look me over, poke me here and there, tell me to stick out my tongue and say “Ahhh.” Once that’s accomplished he’ll offer up a theory of what I’d least like to hear from a person in his position and watch my facial expressions to decide whether he needs to trump it.
Generally the whole situation’s seeming better than it did a week ago, though. Haven’t been toking the oxygen machine nights, generally been getting all the hyperventilating under control, thinking whatever it was happened was just some damned trick of anomalyism trying to rob my macho.
And hells bells, I’ve got a couple of new tires coming down the pike I have to live long enough to wear out. Hell of a deal.
Got me and address here in Andrews, too, right here on the west coast of Texas, so’s to be able to be a Texas resident dangeriously close to the boundary with New Mexico.
Psychomosomatic heart attacks and similarly life-threatening imaginary events can be a blessing. Boots a man off his ass and gets him out there betting against the Universe, buying tires and sneering into the future with reckless aplomb.
Posted in 2013, Adventure, America, New Mexico, NM, Texas
Tagged country life, health care, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, New Mexico, philosophy, politics, senior citizens, society, sociology, survival
That old 4-Runner had a quarter-million miles on it when my lady-friend sold it to me about a decade ago. Until then it lived on the Zuni Rez. Somewhere around there are pics of the 1998 Lost Adams Diggings Search, Amy met Gale, Dana and me on Fox Mountain driving it. One more bug on the windshield of life.
Toyota RV out by the same car dolly later in the day. At 71 a person can’t be sentimental.
Buffalo Bill ‘s
who used to ride a watersmooth-silver stallion
and break onetwothreefourfive pigeonsjustlikethat
Jesus he was a handsome man
and what i want to know is
how do you like your blueeyed boy
by E. E. Cummings
Posted in 2013, America, Senior Citizens, Trucks
Tagged country life, culture, economy, History, Human Behavior, poetry, psychology, society, sociology, Toyota 4-Runner
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That cargo trailer’s being a Communist. Not a Joseph Stalin, more on the order of, say, Fidel Castro. But enough to force me to think up all the ways I’m grateful for having it, repeating them to myself.
That rear door, the first time I fixed it, decided to show me why it had a problem in the first place. Explained to me that the bottom frame member and the bottoms of the two vertical side frame members were rotted badly. Not rotted enough to make them easy to remove once the bottom piece fell off when I opened the door after the first fix. Just rotten enough to justify another fix.
Been working on that, trying to do it without pulling the door off to make it easier because I figure getting it back on will be a bear if I do. Lots of hours and needs to remind myself how grateful I am to have that trailer.
Meanwhile the earth reached the place on its circuit around Old Sol, started throwing rain at me. I’m not one to ever complain about rain, but I do enjoy avoiding working with extension cords and power tools when I’m likely to fry myself.
I’m still thinking I’ll make my self-imposed deadline to get out of here before October takes a bow to the audience, but time’s squeezing up on me, conspiring to make it more a challenge than I figured on.
Posted in 2013, America, Transportation
Tagged country life, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, personal, senior citizens, society, sociology
The US Federal Reserve and its branches oversee these matters, while staying in the background and keeping a low profile.
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An acquaintance of mine sold off his home and land elsewhere a while back, carried the note. But the buyer payed off the whole thing unexpectedly far in advance of when it was due.
So my acquaintance suddenly found himself with almost a million bucks rolling around in his wallet wondering what to do with itself. Checked out money market, certificates of deposit, all the usual suspects figuring to make some interest on it as savings.
And suddenly found himself in Twilight Zone. Nobody’s paying interest on savings anymore, to speak of. The best interest he could find was 1%. Lucky to get that much.
So what the hell does that mean?
Heck, I’m clueless. My whole life it’s been background culture and policy, tradition, that savings were a good thing to do, prudent, wise, encouraged by government and banks alike. I think the worst interest I’ve ever known of in my life for savings was US Savings Bonds they hammered us into buying when I was in the military. Those paid 3% or so, and we all believed we were being raped.
About all I can figure is that banks are making all their money these days off high interest and fees on credit card debts, so much so they don’t need savings of investors to loan out. Don’t want to be having to share their profits in the form of interest payments with people who just save money in their institutions.
But I also think it must all go back to the smoke and mirrors of the Federal Reserve ghosthood, and who-knows-what-else involving stuff I can’t begin to imagine.
But if they’re only paying 1% interest on a million bucks, seems to me the government ought to be getting off fairly light on interest payments for the deficit loans. The folks loaning the government to keep going ought to be able to feel rich drawing 2% increase, say, on umpty-ump trillion quadrillion buzzillion dollars.
Somewhere in all this Economics 101 circa 1970 flees to Atlantis and sinks into oblivion. We’ve entered the Twilight Zone where no man has gone before.
Posted in 2013, America
Tagged bankers, banking, country life, culture, economy, Education, federal reserve, Human Behavior, humor, interest rates, Life, lifestyle, philosophy, politics, savings, society, sociology
Hi readers. When something doesn’t march lockstep to scientific theory it’s superstition. So a lot of what honest-to-goodness scientists spend their time doing is finding out whether what they’re observing is superstitious or not.
Scientific investigation reveals most, but not all flies here are superstitious.
I was having a plague of flies around the door to the RV because of the cat food in bowls inside the door. The neighbor told me he’d had good luck running most of the flies off by putting water in baggies and hanging them around.
Approximately 2.749% of the flies at this location are scientific, allowing them to rest in the vicinity of the RV surface.
“Hmmmm. Superstitious flies he’s got up there,” thinks I. “Wonder if it’s the same breed trying to eat the cat food.”
Though a few scientific flies do come to rest around the door, sometimes on the baggies, they appear to be stupider than superstitious flies. They’re one hell of a lot easier to swat.
So naturally I gave it a try. Swarms of hundreds of flies are darting around ten feet from the door but not approaching. These are obviously the superstitious flies.
Naturally being a scientific sort of guy I don’t pay much heed to superstitious flies. But the scientific ones piss me off enough to swat them because the theories they guide their lives by aren’t the same ones I’ve memorized to say to people.
Posted in 2013, Science
Tagged animals, country life, culture, Education, environment, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, philosophy, psychology, science, society, sociology
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This norther turned out to be not all that wild, but it spang brought the first taste of fall. Caught me not knowing exactly where I’ve got my sleeping caps stored away. Had to settle for a sweatsuit jacket with a hood.
Cats mostly stayed in the RV with me during the night, though they had to trip outdoors occasionally to make certain things were going okay out there. Didn’t take them long to decide everything was hunkie dorie enough to scratch on the screen and trust to the Universe to protect things from the space aliens sneaking around out there.
Heluva a fine morning out there. More stars than I’ve seen for a while, Orion and the Pleiades romancing.
The Toyota RV should be gone from here within the next few days, along with the old 4 Runner and the pickup-bed trailer, got a guy wants the chainlink dog-runs I used for a chicken pen, too. Put my Toyota RV Onan generator up on Craigslist a few days ago, but it hasn’t drawn any excitement. Might have to lower my expectations about the value of it.
ONAN RV generator sell or trade for Moped – $275 (Harper, Texas)
So here I am being methodical about running off into the sunset, which represents something of a behavioral change for me. But I’m getting a bit long in the tooth to be responding to the wild as a Texas blue norther side of my youthful character I’ve always tried to nurture.
I’m figuring by the end of October I’ll be somewhere I don’t need to be wild to still have a few challenges and healthy moments of self-doubt.
I still have to figure out some way of getting a mailing address in the neighborhood of the Texas/New Mexico boundary, which is probably going to be challenge enough for most usual purposes.
Posted in 2013, Adventure
Tagged country life, culture, Human Behavior, Life, lifestyle, New Mexico, psychology, senior citizens, society, sociology
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Certain types of problems seem to follow us through life, probably so’s the Universe can teach us whatever lessons it is we’re supposed to be learning during this one. Frequently we’re slow coming to an understanding as to what ours are. Mine, I suspect, probably are a consequence of karma acquired during a previous lifetime involving motor vehicles.
Which I hadn’t realized until I began looking at all the posts here involving transportation during my stay here. One piece of that saga was the Toyota 4 Runner that carried me to this piece of real estate in 2008. And became a subplot microsaga:
Got me a new truck!
The Communist Toyota 4-Runner
A long one. And one I’m finally going to apply a razor to. I’ve found a guy who’ll follow me back out here next time I go to Kerrville, and put that 4 Runner onto a car dolly, pull it out of my life.
I went out and put the wheel back on it, took it off blocks and pushed it up the hill with the Toyota RV far enough so’s we’ll be able to get it onto the dolly. Gale and the guy up the hill came out and improved the road enough yesterday with some machinery so’s a regular person will be able to get in and out of the valley without blowing a tire.
It’s not easy for me to part with that 4 Runner. Lots of life history events trapped in it, but it’s clear enough the time’s come for a denouement. Turns out I’ll be doing something similar with the Toyota RV, because Jeanne’s son, Michael’s decided it’s not the best option for him.
I’m willing to believe, for the moment, that when the 4 Runner goes out of this valley I’ll have poured enough of the life-ingredients into it to have filled whatever hole it was the vehicle challenges demanded of me this lifetime and I can have some other kind for a while.
Posted in 2013, America, Texas, Transportation, Trucks
Tagged country life, culture, economy, Human Behavior, karma, philosophy, psychology, senior citizens, society, sociology, Toyota 4-Runner
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Those who read here, I assume, predominantly wish they could be me. Most likely you think living the life I’m blessed with is all smooth sailing. Figure all I have to do is remember to be grateful for the flat tires and 47 different ways to cook potatoes, 98 raman recipes, and clean the burrs out of the cat hair.
Sometimes I even think that’s true. But the fact is, even the flood of blessings I enjoy in life become a trap. Complacency slips in through the cracks and sometimes I forget to look for all the reasons those rough spots are actually a gift the Universe gives me, sometimes only as a reminder.
As an example, there’s a dragon lady in the courthouse in Timewarpsville who’s in charge anytime someone wants to try licensing or registering a trailer or motor vehicle. I’ve found, if a person wants to get it done in fewer than three 100 mile round-trips he’d best find a time when she’s out to lunch and the other lady’s the one doing the business.
In the name of just doing her job that dragon lady can find more tees that need a 50 mile drive to cross and eyes that need dotting next trip any the average person who hasn’t experienced being Adolph Hitler could imagine.
But that’s okay. That’s actually the Universe reminding me again I’m the luckiest man because, you see, I don’t have to be her. Hells bells, I rarely even have to deal with her. Don’t have to live in the same town, don’t have to have her for a relative, barely have to acknowledge such people are alive on this sphere and are part of the human species.
Sometimes I forget. But that’s just the downside of being me. Complacency.
Posted in 2013, America, Human Behavior
Tagged Affirmations, country life, culture, Gratitude, humor, Life, lifestyle, luck, society, sociology
The part about rolling it in little balls had scientists tearing their hair out. Putting periscopes under the partitions trying to catch someone doing it.
If they’d looked at the floor they could have solved it decades earlier.
Hi readers. Scientists have finally solved one of the most puzzling mysteries of the 20th Century. The poem beginning, “The men who write upon these walls,” found on the stall partitions in Mens’ rooms was a phenomenon more pervasive than the “Kilroy was here” riddle of the WWII era.
Now they can finally settle down to studying why the magnetic poles of earth wander around from hell to breakfast.
Posted in 2013, Human Behavior, Nature, Science
Tagged animals, country life, culture, environment, Human Behavior, humor, Life, Nature, science, society, sociology
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The cats were a mite disturbed when they heard me talking on the phone to someone describing mule jacks and how human beings go about arranging mules. A jackass has feelings
Hydrox: That’s disgusting! Don’t they have laws to keep people from doing those kinds of things?
Me: Um. No.
Niaid: Yuk! Tricking some poor donkey into screwing a horse? And that isn’t against the law?
Me: I don’t think you’re seeing the big picture here. They want mules. Not much use for a donkey, but mules can be handy. They’re not doing it for fun, nor just as some kind of perverted turn-on.
Tabby: Yeah, you SAY that. But I’ll bet there are guys up in the hayloft watching and kicking off their jollies. It doesn’t make sense any other way.
Me: No no no. You aren’t getting what I’m saying. Those people aren’t interested in the erotic side of donkey/horse intercourse. They’re after persuading the male donkey, the jackass, to get the lady horse pregnant. Nobody’s filming it to put on a website for the gratification of deranged people.
Hydrox: Do they do that with CATs? Are people out there making cats think they’re dogs and making them YUK do THAT? [Shudder]
Me: Hmmm. Well, probably if they are it’s only in the sanctity of a science lab somewhere. No harm intended. Just science guys scrambling things, throwing things into test tubes to see what happens.
Niaid: That is absolutely incredible. What is wrong with you humans? Do you suppose the humane society people know that’s going on?
Me: Maybe. Some of them. As a rule humane society people are fairly single minded, though. Don’t pay a lot of attention to what’s going on around them if it doesn’t involve arguing over which way of killing things is best.
Hydrox: I swear, every day I live I get a new surprise about human beings. You creatures are so wrapped up in yourselves you can’t see your own noses.
Me: Yeah, that’s mostly true I guess. But at least it’s only human beings on the porn websites I’d imagine. At least people aren’t getting their jollies off about the donkeys and mares. And there IS a field called animal husbandry, so I suppose some decent people at least force the jackass to marry the mare to make it less objectionable. Animal preachers to do weddings, perform marriages and whatnot. Keep it from being so perverted.
Posted in 2013, America, Animals
Tagged agriculture, animal husbandry, animals, burro, cats, country life, culture, donkeys, horses, Human Behavior, inter-species sex, Life, mare, mules, pets, philosophy, porn, pornography, science, society, sociology