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Philosophy by Limerick – The Intestinal Parasite

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Old Jules | 2 Comments

Two political parties, or thrice,
Patricians are fatter than lice.
When bones are scraped narrow
They’ll suck out the marrow,
Turn knuckle-bones into dice.

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, America, Gambling, Government, limericks, Politics

Tagged economy, Human Behavior, humor, Life, limerick, limericks, parasites, philosophy, poems, poetry, politicians, politics, society, sociology

Philosophy by Limerick – Divining the Future – The Oracle

Posted on August 24, 2012 by Old Jules | 1 Comment

An absurd, grotesque dis-assembly
Will waltz across Florida nimbly:
Plebes and Patricians
And news statisticians
Will celebrate parodies grimly.

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, America, limericks, Politics

Tagged conventions, culture, elections, Florida, Human Behavior, humor, Life, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, Reading, society, sociology, writing

Philosophy by Limerick – Patrician Solutions

Posted on August 23, 2012 by Old Jules | 2 Comments

While a peasant ponders

An insect in amber can last
Long after its species is past:
Urge you to clamber
Avoiding the amber
And eat extinct plants for repast.

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, limericks, Poetry

Tagged creative writing, culture, economy, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, Reading, society, sociology, survival, writing

Philosophy by Limerick: Rhetorical Obscene Hand Gestures

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Old Jules | Leave a comment

The role-models offer a clue
While naming only a few:
Bush, Reagan, [post-Dallas]
And Billary’s palace:
Spit polishing won’t make it new.

Old Jules

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Posted in 2012, limericks

Tagged creative writing, culture, due process, government, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, society, sociology, writing

Philosophy by Limerick – Dante Disneyland

Posted on August 17, 2012 by Old Jules | 2 Comments

Minnie Mouse can be open-minded
And wabbits can sometimes be blinded
By synthetic passion
Of this or that fashion:
Uncle Scrooge accepts plastic! [Reminded!]

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, Creative Writing, Human Behavior, limericks

Tagged adult, art, creative writing, culture, Dante, Disneyland, entertainment, family, fashion, film, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, Little America, Minnie Mouse, philosophy, poems, poetry, psychology, society, sociology, travel, Uncle Scrooge, writing

Philosophy by Limerick – Billboard Confession Booth

Posted on August 16, 2012 by Old Jules | 2 Comments

The woe-gunning sloganning wienies
So frightened of commies and greenies
Would sell their own grannies
And illegal nannies
To hear themselves venting their spleenies.

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, Communication, Government, Human Behavior, limericks, Politics

Tagged billboard, communists, culture, Education, Human Behavior, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, marxists, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, senior citizens, society, sociology

Philosophy by Limerick: * A Corncob and a Lie

Posted on August 15, 2012 by Old Jules | Leave a comment

“Bend over and spread your cheeks,”
Aristocrat smirks to the meeks,
“Believe you’ll inherit
By pachyderm merit
Or equine, earth’s limitless peaks.”

Old Jules

* Apologies to Archibald MacLeish when he was young.

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Posted in 2012, America, Government, Liars, limericks, Politics

Tagged culture, economy, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, society, sociology

Philosophy by Limerick – Hot, Throbbing Democracy

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Old Jules | 1 Comment

“Equine or a pachyderm style?”
Ms. Street Hooker asks with a smile.
“Trickle-down while I wail out
Snatch wallet and bail out!
You won’t want to vote for a while!”

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, America, Creative Writing, Human Behavior, limericks, Politics

Tagged culture, economy, elections, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, political parties, politics, society, sociology, writing

Philosophy by Limerick – Still Scary After All These Years

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Old Jules | 1 Comment

We miss those damned Marxists, so please
Find Commies behind all the trees!
Ain’t nuthun’ so thrilling
For shouting and shrilling
Ignoring the rot and the sleeze.

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, America, Government, Human Behavior, limericks, Politics

Tagged communists, economy, Education, government, Human Behavior, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology

Philosophy by Limerick: Natural Non-Commie Fulfillment – Ayn Rand

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Old Jules | 9 Comments

The guy in the doorway is dead
Not as tough as the one overhead
So she smiles and she greets him
With raised hips she meets him
It’s Darwin, it’s fate; it ain’t RED.

Old Jules

Posted in 2012, America, limericks

Tagged ayn rand, culture, government, Human Behavior, humor, Life, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, Relationships, society, sociology

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