Sheeze readers, can you believe this? Hundreds, maybe thousands of kids at loose-ends coming across our border. Nobody for us to answer to, no matter what we do to them. And whatever it is beats starving to death in some pesthole where they don’t even speak English.
Heck, we could send them to butler and house-keeper schools so’s when they grow up they’d have rent-free jobs they can’t quit in the homes of rich people. Make slaves of them. Hell nobody would notice or care. Auction them off to Oriental pedophiles to pay the National Debt.
These kids are the future and we’re squandering it, haggling over how long it should take to send them back. Sending them back is crazy. Nobody has ever been more helpless than them. We can do anything to them that makes us feel good. Put them to work doing phone sales, teach them martial arts and how to shoot and give them to important people for a lifetime of free bodyguarding.
Hang signs over their shoulders advertising pizza joints or wearing statue of liberty suits waving people into tax joints. Free. Everyone could have one to wash the laundry, cook and do the dishes. Curl up under the kitchen table when the work was all done.
Mostly these days a lot of people can afford to hire someone for menial tasks, but they still have to get up to get beers or change the batteries on the TV remotes. Still have to carry out the trash. Life still sucks for them.
And as always, God heard their pleas. Sent all those starving, displaced kids up from Godawful places south of Mexico.
God has always taken a favorable view to slavery. Time was He demanded His Chosen People of the time make slaves of all the neighbors they couldn’t kill. And now we are his Chosen People. He’s offering a free gift of thousands of slaves for us to do anything with we want to. And they can’t do anything back.
Hell, they’d probably thank us.
Send them back? What the hell is wrong with those people in Washington? Right now they’re having to PAY illegal aliens to mow the grass. If they relax they can have one for a slave and use him/her for a sex toy when all the work’s done.
And they’re helpless to keep it from happening. Perfecto! If we’re going to be God’s Chosen People we’re going to have to start acting the way God’s Chosen People acted when they were still getting their instructions. And the way the ones who think they are, but aren’t anymore, are still behaving, though they’ve toned it down some.
But they don’t have any starving, helpless kids flooding across the border begging to be exploited seven ways from Sunday upside down and backward. God’s pretty much cut them off for the last couple of thousand years.
In case you missed how we became God’s Chosen People and posts in that vein:
- Why the Jews used to be God’s Chosen People but aren’t any more
- Amber waves of marijuana and shale oil deposits – Protecting the Mexicans from people like us
- The four civilized countries in the world
- Old Sol: You’ve got’em by the shorthairs
- Sheeze – A LITTLER bittier pissanter Russia? Catherine the Great and John Paul Jones reverse cowboy style replayed
- Much ado about much ado
- Pondering the dearth of cumulative human wisdom
- Some lessons learned from the 20th Century