Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read.
Back when they were doing the oceans things would have gone a lot different if they’d invented onions and limes by then. Human beings would never have had to go through the old fashioned outdated phase of seasoning their food with sodium salt, for instance.
If you run your mental tongue around the flavor of sodium salt and ask yourself, “How could this flavor be duplicated, but improved? How could the taste of salt, fairly boring and common, be given some class for the discriminating eater?”
Any cave man could have told you the answer if he’d known it, which he didn’t. So far as anyone knows cave men didn’t have access to the Internet and powdered lime juice, and fresh onion powder.
If two grams of sodium salt represents a maximum healthy amount we can ingest even when we have strong upbeat hearts, getting down to that is a slippery trick. Mightn’t be possible if we don’t do our own cooking. But even if we do it isn’t easy.
Or wasn’t easy until fresh onion powder and lime juice powder were invented. I’m shocked I haven’t read about this anywhere before. It would have been one hell of a lot easier and quicker if I hadn’t had to discover it on my own through experimentation.
Let me know what you think of it if you try it.
Also, put a bit of onion powder and lime juice powder on a makeup mirror and scrape it into little rows. Use a soda straw or a rolled up $100 bill and snort it into your nose. I haven’t tried that, but it might be a memorable experience.
Good luck with that.
I don’t expect to get nearly as many years under my belt as you have, so I’m sticking with the salt for the nonce. I can’t eat onions at all in any form. Not a hardship as I hate them as much as they hate me. Garlic is my buddy however, and lime is always welcome on board.
heretherebespiders: If they restricted me to two grams of garlic everyday I’d probably turn grumpy. Gracias, J
I can get behind that! I’m pretty damn grumpy anyway, so I’ll take my small pleasures where I can get em. Cats are high on that list, of course!
I’ll pass on the snorting, but I will try it on food. Sounds like a great flavor combo too!
Rumpydog: It is. If you can talk someone else into snorting it I hope you’ll let me know what they say about it afterward. Graciaas, J
I don’t have the required $100 bill. I guess I’ll pass, too. I’m sure this is a good condiment, though. 🙂
Hi Swabby. It’s in a class all its own. J
I’m laughing so hard tears are running down my cheeks and my belly hurts. The snorting is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a very long time. Thanks for the laughs, Old Jules. Blessings, M.
Thank you sage/Mary. J
It is irrelevant if a game as terrible graphics, bad voice acting or perhaps a horrible soundtrack, the overall game could be fun to play. For, the essays might be written by skilled writers, there will be no chance about plagiarism with your critique filling. http://is.gd/JSgIpE