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As part of an ongoing general reappraisal by Japan about its involvement in WWII, Japan’s Prime Minister Abe announced the Japanese government has confirmed Chinese women present at Nanking during the invasion, “Wanted to have sex with multiple Japanese soldiers,” A recent study, Abe says, found that, “Those were healthy Chinese women who had never encountered men such as our soldiers. There was no Rape of Nanking! Sex between consenting adults is not rape.”
“Chinese women,” Abe recalls his father and grandfather telling him, “Really like it rough!” He shrugged. “I’ve seen it myself on my diplomatic missions to China. The more you force a Chinese woman the better she likes it.”
Abe went on to explain the myths of forced comfort girls from occupied countries was also consensual. “Everywhere Japanese soldiers went the local women naturally wished to have sex with as many as possible. During the post-WWII years this was misconstrued as forced servitude and sexual exploitation. But in fact, the backward peoples all over Asia were the exploiters. They wished to incorporate the superior genes of Japanese men into their local populations. They gladly volunteered their wives, daughters, sisters and strange women for this task.”
Japan is currently formulating a proposal for Asian countries where it enjoys a close familial relationship resulting from Japanese occupation. “The Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere didn’t end because it wasn’t a valid concept,” Abe explained. “It was an idea before its time. Today Vietnam, the Philippines, Laos, Burma, even North Korea would almost certainly welcome Japanese leadership in a Greater East Asian Co-Prosperity Sphere.”
Once Japan reevaluated the Post WWII Constitutional Provisions forbidding wars of aggression whole new avenues of thinking became possible. “What went wrong with WWII?” Abe rolled back his eyes and lifted his arms above his head. “The Battle of Midway! Guadalcanal! Bad luck. We should have followed Pearl Harbor with an overwhelming attack on the west coast of the United States!”