Over coffee this morning Johnny, across the hall, described the 2018 flue that is evidently stalking around scaring innocent people. Johnny tells me it’s killing people like flies. He said 1200 people died of it somewhere he couldn’t remember, either in a day or a week. Or during the passage of some other length of time.
But the downside of not being able to believe anything the news media tells you is that you can’t believe anything the news media tells you. And by extension, even though Johnny is my main source of news, he gets it off the television. So I can’t trust the news he gives me.
But he did tell me some horror stories about entire families showing up at hospitals with this stuff and croaking right there under the noses of whole tribes of medicos. Which, if true, might mean we actually are going to experience something more in tune with the 1918 pandemic than most of the later scares. Cemeteries all over the US have lines of graves of people who were offed by that bull goose 1918 flu.
If you’re like me, you aren’t all that interested in coming down with the damned stuff. Whether it’s just a little bitty pissant flu, or a great big Alpha-Male gorilla flu that expresses itself more forcefully.
Johnny also said they were telling people to avoid gatherings of people and think twice before sitting around a waiting room in a hospital or doctors office.
Well gee whiz. I have appointments at the KC VA tomorrow over at Kansas City, MO. I’ll bet there won’t be any people over there blowing flu virus around all over the rest of us, though. I’ll bet everyone going over to that vet hospital will be suffering from broken legs and poor vision is the only reason they’re hanging around.
Yeah. Bound to be no flu sneezers and coughers over there in the halls, or in the cafeteria, or waiting rooms.
Usually I don’t bother with those mask dispensers by the entryways and scattered here and there by the elevators and halls at VA medical centers. But I’m thinking tomorrow I’ll just snag one of those as I come through the door, and step back outside to put it on.
Or better yet I’ll just trip over to the Leavenworth Emergency room a couple of blocks from here, snag a mask or two, and have it in my pocket tomorrow morning when I arrive.
Not that those things are going to filter out an influenza virus. They won’t. But they might confuse it enough so’s it goes and finds someone else to hex.
I’ve donealready had the required minimum of flu for this lifetime.
Thanks for the read.