Re-blogged from September 18, 2013
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Those damned Mexicans. They refuse to protect themselves. This time 150 years ago they had a damned Austrian monarch running the country and French soldiers keeping him in power. A little before that the US Army had to go down there and whip the bejesus out of them because they wouldn’t give us New Mexico, Arizona, Utah, Nevada and California.
Heck, a century ago they refused to protect themselves again and we had to send General Blackjack Pershing to beat some sense into their heads. Bastards had the cheek to kill 19 US Navy men when a US ship drove into Vera Cruz and started shelling the town.
Now they’ve got all that marijuana growing down there nobody can make any money from until it gets across the border. Nobody making a penny off it except Mexicans until it gets up here where someone can use it. Bad enough, you say? Well, I agree. But it isn’t all.
The shale oil deposits Old Sol gave us because we’re his Chosen People don’t necessarily stop at the Rio Grande. There’s a better-than-even chance some of it’s down there where nobody can make any money off it except Mexicans.
We’ve been patient and we’ve tried hard, but those shiftless, indolent people down there keep having stuff we need to be making money from and they refuse to protect themselves from us. There doesn’t seem to be any way we’re going to be able to avoid having to invade them to protect them from us.
People like that don’t have any respect for human life the way we do and it gets downright boring and tiresome forever having to invade them. Time to put a stop to it.
Time to make them Chosen People with us, annex them. Time to make Mexico a US territory so we can protect them.
Hopefully better than Puerto Rico?
Heck, they’ve got all the benefits of being in the US insofar as being citizens. They just have to leave Puerto Rico to enjoy them. Being a territory doesn’t carry the moxie that being a state does I reckons.