Have yourselves a merry little day all you Vietnam veterans!
And be sure to make time to stop by your Vietnam Veterans Prize Headquarters sometime today to pick up one or more of these great prizes before the US Congress privatizes the whole mess:
Everyone needs to replace those bifocals now and then and this is your chance to get a brand new clean pair and have a look at the world the way it is now!
Artillery ears getting you down? Do you cup that hand behind the ear and tell that cashier, “Eh? Say again?” Every time you go to the grocery store?
Your Vietnam Veterans Prize Headquarters has the answer for you…. they’ll take care of those attempts at lip reading in a jiffy!
Diabetes? Yeah, those needles and insulin are getting expensive, too!
But not for you! Just stop by the prize HQ and claim yours.
Knees? Hips? Ankles? Feet? While you’re there, pick up a cane.
The old ticker running down on you? Have them check out your pacemaker!
Yes, all that and more. When you finish and you’re ready to head for the parking lot, stop by the rehab office and pick up one of these beauties!
It doesn’t get any better than that!
Thank you for that war. We couldn’t have done it without you.
Old Jules
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