Hi readers. This guy up there now isn’t worried because 800 Frenchmen, 200 Belgians and 400 Englishmen are battle-hardened freedom fighters having done a little Jihading in Syria. No worries.
Seems they can now come to the US when they get weary of all that Jihading, without a VISA. Presumably they’ll have cash enough to cover the costs. The US strong man says we’ll just have to beef up security nationwide and quintuple the sniper squads of green berets and police swat teams to be ready for them. No problem.
Fact is he’s been looking for an excuse to bomb those lousy Europeans back to the stone age anyway. Especially the French, which needs no explanation for anyone who’s non-French.
But the US Strong man has an ulterior motive for the British. He plans to plant the heels of the combat boots of the US Eighth Army on London long enough to uproot the British Museum, box it up, and haul it to the United States.
Show those limey bastards they need to keep their freedom fighters at home.
Remember where you heard it first.