“Hello. I want that generator! Tell me how to get there. Be there in a couple of hours. Don’t sell it to anyone else.”
Getting a lot of response trying to sell that Onan generator on Craigslist. Heck, everyone wants it. All I’ve got to do is walk up the hill and wait, they’ll be there before you can say Jack Robinson.
Reckon why someone would do something of that sort? Lying through their damned teeth, saying something of that sort, obviously never intending to do it?
And not just one. Floods.
Space aliens, I figures. Setting me up for the big one.
Old Jules
So Far From Heaven 