
Thanks, Mr. President
For all the things you’ve done
The battles that you’ve won
The way you deal with U.S. Steel
And our problems by the ton
We thank you so much
Before they decompose in the grader ditch.
The ugly?
That gall bladder used to be right THERE.
Tanked in China

A sobering night for Ted Kennedy, but Mary Jo couldn’t swim. He bounced back, though not so high as previously expected. She didn’t.
Tanked in Martha’s Vineyard
Tanked elsewhere.
The Last Roundup
Party animals
El Guapo meets Godzilla
The Presidential War’s over! This helicopter’s destination is Panama, Grenada, El Salvadore, Kuwait, Iraq, last stop in Afghanistan! Show your tickets.
Old Jules