I was sitting on the john the other day and began wondering how many rolls of toilet paper I’ve been through in my life. Got to figuring it out in my head based on a roll every two weeks for 74 years roughly.
Comes out to almost 2000 rolls. Just think about that a moment.
Figure a roll is six inches high and six in diameter. it would take a middling size storage locker just to store it all if my parents had to buy it as soon as I got out of the hospital. And I’d have had to drag it around with me all my life in some sort of trailer, I suppose.
But of course as the years went by the amount of paper to haul behind me would have gradually diminished. By now I’d be down to a manageable sized load, I expect.
Gosh, I wonder if I could know how much longer I am going to live by counting how many rolls are left?
Something to think about if you forgot to bring in something to read.