Hi readers. Thanks for coming by.
I was just reminded when I went outdoors to see if my car would start that the most appreciated Christmas gifts I’ve ever given anyone came in 2017. Neck warmers.
I bought a dozen calf-length tube socks off EBay, and 20 pounds of rice. Filled all those stockings with rice and tied off the ends. These places we’re living tend to be cold partly because we each pay our own electric bills and we’re mostly on severely limited incomes. But the houses are old, too, and just trying to get it ‘warm’ by most measures might well be doomed to failure.
But I’ve digressed.
For Christmas I made a big meatloaf and laid out a spread out in the lobby for a number of the old vets living around here who didn’t have anyone nor anywhere to go. And for each of them, and several others, I made ‘Christmas stockings’. Neck warmers. Put those stockings into the microwave for 3.5 minutes and drape it around your shoulders and it will drive away your fears of the future for an hour or more.
But when I went outdoors, I was going to say before history broke in with all its matter-of-fact was, here came one of those old guys walking toward the office with his Christmas stocking between his Yukon cap and his coat collar.
“Managing to keep that neck from freezing and falling off?” I couldn’t help grinning.
“It ain’t my neck I’m worried about! It’s my brass monkey.”
Gave me a warm red glow without even having to put mine in the microwave.
Thanks for the visit.
What a great idea! I’ll try to remember it. May come in handy.
If a person has a neck and it’s prone to cold a sock and some rice are hard to beat. If microwaves had been invented the cave men would have made a religion of it.