Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read marijuana this morning.
In an effort to assist the efforts of blog writers to increase the traffic statistics for their blogs, the National Security Agency is developing a tool that should help. This is really good stuff:
‘Total Information Awareness’ surveillance program returns, bigger than ever
The proposal was to build computing systems that could suck up every electronic communication on the planet and filter them through a smart super-computer that would flag certain conversations, emails, transactions and other items of interest for further review. It was a program so monstrous in scope that after a brief legislative battle, [pot] Congress imposed strict regulations on the type of technology that could accomplish those ends, prohibiting it from ever being used against Americans. [uppers]
According to Bamford, the NSA’s new data center in Utah will be the most all-encompassing spy machine ever conceived, capable of breaking almost any encryption, reading any email and recording any phone call anywhere in the world, even if it’s not made over the Internet. A network of ultra-sensitive satellites enhance the center’s intelligence-finding capabilities with the unique ability to sniff electronic communications from a massive [downers] distance. http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2012/03/16/total-information-awareness-surveillance-program-returns-bigger-than-ever/
They haven’t made it clear yet exactly which buzz-words will [I like Muslims] will bring the [Tea Party] most [Occupy] traffic, so it will probably require some experimentation to [union] find which [strike] works best. In fact, [demonstration] the whole effort might be time sensitive and fluid, requiring [guns] that a person keep track of current [organize] news events. Which strikes me as discriminatory.
In any case, whatever the weaknesses of the system, it’s good to see the government working in our best interests. No doubt after a bit of testing they’ll find ways to improve it and plug any holes allowing them to escape reading dangerous blogs.
We’re lucky to live in a country where the military, the cops, the security mercenary forces, and the intelligence community can be trusted to only use the scientific community to protect us from people who disagree with what we think.
Old Jules
So Far From Heaven 
Excellent (human rights) post (freedom)!
elroyjones: Thanks. J
At least you didn’t BLOW UP any thing with a BOMB. Bet I could come up with some more “catch phrases”. (grin)
DizzyDick: Explosive laughter among them, though. Or at least a toke n of a razed eyebrow. Gracias, Jules
Of all of your posts that I’ve really, really, really liked, I feel it’s pretty safe to say that I’ve really, really, really liked this one best.
Thank you t. I really really really enjoyed writing it. Gracias, J
Afraid to comment on this one.
Mary Ann. Likewise. Thanks for the visit. J
Don’t forget assassination.
Marvin: It wouldn’t bring any traffic. I doubt they spy on their own agencies. Gracias, J
Absolutely true. 😉
Just makes me want to write all kinds of things that will mess with their system. Wonder if it would catch their attention if I mentioned the UFOs that landed in my pasture field? I’ll be watching them watching me.
Gypsy Bev: It’s worth a try, seems to me. Gracias, J
Love it, what a blast, I had to respond to your bombshell with all speed as I didn’t want to seem a dope
Ship’s Cook: More of an implosion device, possibly. Just tweaking their system, sniffing around to see if they snort. Gracias, J
stay within the range of this cooker and it will probably kill you
this was one of the weapons tested in Fallojeh
among others
onefly: Good seeing you. Hope all’s well off there in never-never-land. Relaxing, anyway, I expect. I doubt they’ll get any volunteers to test the premise. Gracias, J
“Because people don’t see themselves, they can commit all sorts of bad deeds. They don’t look at their own minds. When people are going to do something bad, they have to look around first to see if anyone is looking: ’Will my mother see me?’ ’Will my husband see me?’ ’Will the children see me?’ ’Will my wife see me?’ If there’s no one watching, then they go right ahead and do it. This is insulting themselves. They say no one is watching, so they quickly finish their bad deed before anyone will see. And what about themselves? Aren’t they a ’somebody’ watching?”
– No Ajahn Chah
timetales: You might be right. Or it might be more a matter of, “If they can see me, can they do anything about it?” Gracias, J
Ya everything seems to be a toss up these days pre Y2K there was much talk about “mind control” now you hardly here anything, is that because it’s already implemented also pre Y2K a lot was thrown around about the computor being 66 and the anti christ. Seems its become pretty inteligent . By the way I see you took in the nice cat.
Good morning timetales. Maybe we’re just still pre-Y2K. Dunno about the cat. Gracias, J
That’s pretty darned funny… (or maybe it isn’t?)
Azure James: Thanks. J
What an IED (improvised educational device)! You nail it with the accuracy of an Afghani opium dealer bombing Karzai and the other druglords. Osama, Ahmadinejad, and all of the Iranian mullahs calling out “Allahu akbar!” could not have summed up this situation with more patriotic ferver. Great job, Jules. You gave me a chance to [cocaine] smile over a very scary situation. [big brother]
Hi Piper. Thanks for the read. I think those folks are in for some overtime pay. Gracias, J