Hi readers. Thanks for coming by. I’ve told you before I don’t vote and never intend to vote, would rather not even know who’s king.
However, my buddy Rich tells me one of the wannabe king-guys is a Mormon. Which I find cool and exciting. If I were going to vote, I’d vote for him, same as I’d have voted for this guy now because he’s black. No way I could have predicted he’d turn out to be some white guy wearing dark makeup.
So, why would I vote Mormon?
- I’ve known a good many Mormons and had a lot of respect for them. Good, solid folks. Tidy. You can spot a Mormon ranch because the fences are mended, the paint is fresh and there’ll be no loose shingles anywhere.
- I’d trust any Mormon I’m ever likely to meet a long while before I’d trust almost any Christian I’ve ever met.
- Mormons don’t care about anyone but other Mormons. They’d peel these rich Christians like onions if they didn’t convert, which they would. We’d end up with a Mormon Nation. The first in history. Bound to do things weird, different, exciting. For that matter, they’d peel back everyone else who doesn’t convert, too. Which everyone would. I sure as hell would, if it protected my Social Security check from the Wall Street bankers and Washington vultures.
- I’ve always thought there was something fascinating about the Mountain Meadows Massacre, thought it was an event not repeated often enough in the history of this country. Everything’s been entirely one-sided. Seems to me the best prospects for seeing US citizens turning the guns on one another, instead of pointing them at some overseas, non-English speaking villager somewhere, is to get some diversity here.
- I had a couple of ‘jack’-Mormon lady-friends in my life I still have fond memories of. I’d vote for either of them if they were running for something.
- Finally, at least this guy isn’t just a black white man. Or if he is, Rich didn’t mention it.
Old Jules
So Far From Heaven 
Oh, Jules, you are totally nuts 🙂 and it’s so refreshing. Man – you tell it like you see it! I respect that.
This shows what a bigoted SOB you truly are – remove me from your mailing list.
Hi Warren. Thanks for the observation. I’ll consider your remarks. You’ll need to deal with your own subscription issues, though. Gracias, Jules
Any change is better at this point!
must be some wacky tobaccy your way! you’re hilarious!!
I love your attitude; always get a good chuckle!
Ladywithatruck: Thanks. I appreciate you. J
Great piece of satire. Thanks
Rick: Thanks. Glad it was recognized as such. Gracias, J
It’s not likely that I’ll vote Mormon; however, as you pared down to just a few words the “black white man” hasn’t lived up to my lofty expectations.
I hoped Barack Obama advocate more for the ordinary person. His ethnicity didn’t resonate with me as much as his childhood did; absent father, strong grandmother, decent women who loved him dearly. He is of my generation so I hoped he would be more like me.
I will be keeping my subscription.
elroyjones: Good hearing it. Vote any way you please with my sincere blessings. J
I like what you guys are up also. Such clever work and reporting! Carry on the superb works guys I’ve incorporated you guys to my blogroll. I think it’ll improve the value of my site :).
Damn it Jules. Get a voter registration card and for heavens sake vote this year. Our small business will not last another 4 years under the Dictator’s rule. He does not want to be King, he’s trying for world power as a DICTATOR. I trusted him in the beginning, but now check his “facts” against the records and I find he’s a liar.
Just once, Jules, VOTE. If you don’t you’ll get fined for not having MANDATORY insurance at several hundred dollars a month!! We could use a cleansing of the health care system but not more governmental bodies screwing everything up and requiring ever more bureaucracy to make sure no one is “cheating.”
Shez: Thanks for offering the suggestion. I won’t be voting, but I wish you the best in your bidness. As for fining me, they’ll do what they’re going to do, and I’ll do what I’ll do if backed into a corner with fines I have no intention of paying. I refuse to allow anyone to define for me what’s my business and what isn’t. Gracias, J