Philosophy by Limerick – The Patriot
His love for the Second Amendment
Was pure, but he wasn’t so intimate
With stuff about wars,
State religion, of course
Or due process obstructing his sentiment.
Old Jules
Philosophy by Limerick – The 900 Pound Gorilla
The diatribe and invective
Ambiguous and defective
Neglects to report
The Chinese import
As a joblessness introspective.
Old Jules
Philosophy by Limerick – The Bigot
In choosing a Martin Borman
He wouldn’t mind seeing a Mormon
Or else a real gangster
A rap-strutting sangster
Dressed up as a uniformed Door man.
Old Jules
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I don’t know much, if anything, but I know I couldn’t stop laughing at your last limerick, “The bigot.” Good stuff, as they say.
Good morning Teresa Evangeline. And good seeing you. Glad you got a chuckle. Gracias, J
I’m with Teresa Evangeline! ROFLMAO onthe last one.
Morning Steve. Glad one found a grin for you. Gracias, J
A hermit thought up a new limerick
The readers agreed ’twas quite rhythmic.
His Admin, admiring,
Felt it all quite inspiring,
But the writing– it waren’t no pick-a-nick.
Hi Jeanne: Nice limerickk. Nice having you back at the blog, also. Good work. J
You are my inhalation, I own few blogs and sometimes run out from post :). “Yet do I fear thy nature It is too full o’ the milk of human kindness.” by William Shakespeare.
wyroby: Et tu? Jules
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