Philosophy by Limerick – The Patriot
His love for the Second Amendment
Was pure, but he wasn’t so intimate
With stuff about wars,
State religion, of course
Or due process obstructing his sentiment.
Philosophy by Limerick – The 900 Pound Gorilla
The diatribe and invective
Ambiguous and defective
Neglects to report
The Chinese import
As a joblessness introspective.
Philosophy by Limerick – The Bigot
In choosing a Martin Borman
He wouldn’t mind seeing a Mormon
Or else a real gangster
A rap-strutting sangster
Dressed up as a uniformed Door man.