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Neighbor: “Did you hear what the Governor of Texas did about Obamacare?
Me: “I don’t know who’s Governor of Texas. Don’t care what he did about anything. Don’t know nothing about Obama, Obamacare, nothing.”
Neighbor: “Well you’d better find out!”
Me: “I don’t go to doctors. Haven’t been to one in 20, 25 years. If I can get out of here before the election I might be able to go through the next presidential term without knowing who’s president.”
Neighbor shakes head frowning, shrugs. The Universe pauses in anticipation of the next topic of conversation.