No way you could manage it.
The Vietnam War raging in a daily bodycount to see if we were winning right now; half- the cities in the US on fire with race riots. Decision time for America:
So the Democrats ran Humphrey Dumprey, pledged to keep the War going, continue with LBJ strategy counting bodies.
The Republicans ran Tricky Dicky Nixon, pledged to get us out of Vietnam, but only with ‘honor‘. [Same as he ran on four years later.]
And on a third party campaign, pro-segregation, former Alabama Governor George Wallace ran to ‘Take Back America’. And get out of Vietnam in 90 days if it couldn’t be won. And he carried five Southern states. I’ll leave it to your imagination identifying ‘take it back from whom’.
Hell, Humphrey Dumprey only carried eight states that election.
So the outcome was we got peace with honor for four years with Tricky Dixon and the war killing them off like flies, counting bodies. Dixon elected again, four years later and everyone in sight fleeing Vietnam hanging from helicopters off the top of the US embassy in Saigon.
I think I voted in the 1968 King Election, but my mind won’t allow me to examine the memory in enough detail to recall whom I voted for. Seems clear to me today I should have just given it a miss. I think I’d remember that.
One of my favorite Playboy limericks of the time:
There was a young man named Hollis
Used snakes and snails for his solace
The offspring had scales
And prehensile tails
And voted for Governor Wallace.
Wish I’d written that.
Yeah, we were weenies in those days, but REAL MEN weenies. We knew how to do it up right.