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The sandwich chain says it is ‘deeply sorry’ if customers mistakenly believed that eating an entire foot of food could somehow be considered healthy.
74 years old, a resident of Leavenworth, KS, in an apartment located on the VA campus. Partnered with a black shorthaired cat named Mister Midnight. (1943-2020)
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https://sofarfromheaven.com/2020/04/21/au-revoir-old-jules-jack-purcell/
So Far From Heaven 
You and I know that is just a bunch of baloney. They didn’t for one minute think that two people were going to eat a footlong. More campaign promises going awry?
Moderation, I’m told, destroys too many of the seven deadly sins to be constructive. Gracias, J