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Philosophy by Limerick – Still Scary After All These Years

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Old Jules | 1 comment

We miss those damned Marxists, so please
Find Commies behind all the trees!
Ain’t nuthun’ so thrilling
For shouting and shrilling
Ignoring the rot and the sleeze.

Old Jules

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Posted in 2012, America, Government, Human Behavior, limericks, Politics

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Philosophy by Limerick: Natural Non-Commie Fulfillment – Ayn Rand

Posted on August 14, 2012 by Old Jules | 9 comments

The guy in the doorway is dead
Not as tough as the one overhead
So she smiles and she greets him
With raised hips she meets him
It’s Darwin, it’s fate; it ain’t RED.

Old Jules

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Philosophy by Limerick: Victimless Criminals – Whores, Druggies, and Drifters

Posted on August 12, 2012 by Old Jules | 4 comments

The criminal justice system
Jailed ’em where nobody missed ’em
Growth industry smudges
Cops lawyers and judges
And private jails sure should have kissed ’em.

Old Jules

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Posted in 2012, limericks, Police, Politics, Texas, War on Drugs, Writing

Tagged criminal justice system, culture, Human Behavior, humor, jails, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, society, sociology, victimless crimes, writing

Philosophy by Limerick – Bolused and Belched

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Old Jules | 9 comments

Philosophy by Limerick – The Patriot

His love for the Second Amendment
Was pure, but he wasn’t so intimate
With stuff about wars,
State religion, of course
Or due process obstructing his sentiment.

Old Jules

Philosophy by Limerick – The 900 Pound Gorilla

The diatribe and invective
Ambiguous and defective
Neglects to report
The Chinese import
As a joblessness introspective.

Old Jules

Philosophy by Limerick – The Bigot

In choosing a Martin Borman
He wouldn’t mind seeing a Mormon
Or else a real gangster
A rap-strutting sangster
Dressed up as a uniformed Door man.

Old Jules

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Posted in 2012, America, Government, Human Behavior, limericks

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Philosophy by Limerick – Necessary Evils

Posted on August 7, 2012 by Old Jules | 4 comments

Providing for continuity
Needs high salaries and ingenuity
Retirement and health care
Assurance of wealth care
And uniformed Homeland Security.

Old Jules

Incidently, notice the other cats under the cars. Snitches, most likely. Especially the one peeking out from behind the front tire.

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Posted in 2012, America, Animals, Current Issues, Government, Human Behavior, limericks, Poetry

Tagged creative writing, economy, government, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, security, society, sociology

Philosophy by Limerick – Screw the Hired Help and Hamburger Flippers

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Old Jules | 4 comments

A wisdom akin to a curtain
Finds septuagenarians certain
Their egocentristic
Self-seeking, simplistic
Pronouncements could cure all that’s hurtin’.

Old Jules

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Posted in 2012, Current Issues, limericks, Politics, Senior Citizens, Social Security, Welfare

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Philosophy by Limerick – Something to Live For

Posted on August 6, 2012 by Old Jules | 8 comments

The habit of wealth to aspire
For more wealth so the kids don’t perspire
Builds character strong
Pulls the grandkids along
With butlers and gardeners to hire.

Old Jules