Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
A person with his ear to the ground listening for possibilities and interference from the Coincidence Coordinators can find himself in unexpected places, which I did. Yesterday.
Had to go into town for groceries and animal necessities, but I’d been watching that bus for about six weeks. Thought it might be time to begin feeling around in the head of the man who owns it.
We were sitting in the car lot office circling the issue, nobody putting a toe in the water when a Lincoln pulled up in front and a guy got out, shouting, “I put serious stuff up my nose!” He was shouting it non-verbally, but body language communicates sufficiently sometimes.
He jitterbugged into the office – it was clear he and the owner knew one another – and pointed across the lot to an older model American somewhat small car.
Tweaker talking a mile a minute: I’ve got checks out I need to beat to the bank with cash. Would you buy that car from me for $1400 cash right now?
This progress worked its way down $100 at a time to $400, the owner nodding negative. The tweaker paused. “No?”
Owner: NO. I’ve got a cash flow problem here. When I sold you that car I’d taken it on a trade in.
Tweaker turns to me: Would you buy it?:
Me: No. That ain’t my kind of car.
Tweaker: Huh. I guess I’d better try to sell it to someone else then. I’ll get my stuff out of it.
Tweaker goes out to the Chevi, takes a lot of stuff out of the back seat and carries it over to the Lincoln. Meanwhile, I’m thinking.
Me to owner: Would it be any problem for you if I bought that car from him?
Owner: He bought it from me. I don’t have anything to do with it now.
So, I got to the car about the same time as the tweaker returned to it, asked him about it. Keep in mind, he’d talked to me in the office a few minutes earlier, asked if I’d buy it for $400.
Tweaker: Would you buy it for $1400.
Me, scowling: No
Me: No. Do you remember me? I was in there with you and him a few minutes ago.
Tweaker: Sure. Would you give me $1200?
We worked our way back down, me assuring him I honestly wasn’t certain I was interested at any price. So we went over it, looking at everything, listening to the engine, driving it around the parking lot.
Tweaker: Are you going to buy it?
Me: You only got down to $600. We aren’t down to talking about it yet.
Tweaker: But you haven’t made any offer.
Me: I’ll give you $400 lock stock and barrel. No sales tax, no nothing else.
Tweaker: That’s just the amount I was hoping for.
Turned out the papers from him buying it hadn’t come back from DVM yet, so I sent him off to get whatever was needed to sign it over to me and he left, saying he’d be back there at 2:00 pm. I went off to a couple of thrift shops and returned at 2:00. He was nowhere to be seen, so I hung around chewing the fat with the car lot owner until he arrived back and we did the motions of transferring things him jittering and jotting, talking incoherently. We had a blank form and he signed it, wrote out a bill of sale on a piece of notebook paper. Barely readable.
The story should have ended there, me coming back here to get Gale to haul me to town to pick it up. But the tweaker had a lot of dances and fast peter-piper-picked-a-pail-of-pickle-peppers left in him he needed to get out. Asked me if he should give me $100 back on the car. No idea why.
Me: No. We’re okay.
Eventually I nudged him friendly out to the Lincoln so he could go take care of the bank. Went back inside the office shaking my head, made arrangements to leave it in the lot a few hours, or until this morning so’s I could come pick it up. We all shook our heads at one another, shrugged, shook our heads some more and I was on the road home.
Gale was ecstatic, knowing he won’t be loaning me Little Red anymore for my necessaries.
Me, I’m just tickled the Coincidence Coordinators are so much smarter than me. When the time comes I’ve figured out I don’t need it I’m comfortable I won’t lose money on it, provided it still runs. But even as junk I won’t lose much if it comes to that.