Five new JD Salinger books on the way
Titles expected between 2015 and 2020
When J.D. Salinger went stealth in the 1960s I didn’t think he could hold out. I snickered to myself and said he was in there writing books and one day he’d lose his determination and drop them on me like depth charges. I figured I could hold out longer than he could.
Eventually I began to think I had him figured wrong maybe. That he’d either burned all his stuff and wasn’t writing more, or that he was a Class A horses ass and just wasn’t going to let any of it go public until after he died. Then he died and for a while I was sure that now, now, now, here they’d come!
They didn’t, and when I turned 70 one of the things I had to reconcile myself to was that J.D. Salinger wasn’t gonna have anymore books during my lifetime. Decided he was indeed a Class A horses ass.
But yesterday Jeanne sent me the link above. Oh, yeah. Thanks a lot, J.D. Salinger. 2015. Hell, I went out to the RV, took some mega vitamins checked my blood pressure, then checked over the cats trying to figure out what we all need to do in order to survive until 2015.
I’m thinking it’s going to be a cliff-hanger, but we’ve got a middling good shot at lasting until the first one. I’m okay, the cats seem okay. I’ll gear up the cat-vitamins just to help us along, make sure they eat less hard food and more canned food, and we’ll take a run at it. Might even squeeze it all the way to the last one in 2020.
But if J.D. Salinger happens to only be pretending to be dead I’d love to say a few choice words to him.
Posted in 1960's, 2013, Adventure, Book Reviews, Books
Tagged Human Behavior, J.D. Salinger, miscellaneous, musings, personal, senior citizens, survival
Hi readers. When I got back from town yesterday and was putting the groceries into hideyholes and places they wouldn’t scatter hell-to-breakfast in the RV when it went up the hill again I came across a slip of paper the cashier put in one of the bags. Had a ‘code’ number on it and said if I went to HEB.com/viva and put in that number I could win valuable prizes.
Well, heck. I was thinking I wouldn’t mind winning a free bag of potatoes, a bag of onions, who knows? Maybe some cat food or a pound of cheese. A nice brisket would be nice.
So naturally I plugged in the website, went through my name, email address, zipcode and age to get all whetted down so’s I could find out if my number was a big winner.
Whoopteedooo! I won a free pass to some museum 100, 150 miles away from here I wouldn’t go to without a gun to my head. Those folks surely do take care of their customers and know how to build enthusiasm for promotions.
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I should have known a grocery store chain had better sense than to give away something valuable such as a bag of potatoes or onions.
Posted in 2000's, America, Texas
Tagged brisket, economy, grocery store chain, H.E.B., Human Behavior, lifestyle, miscellaneous, other, personal, Reflections, senior citizens
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read.
I slipped over to Yahoo News when I got online this morning, wanted to find out whether the world went up in smoke during the night. Turns out all the news is piddly stuff mostly, nosy things allowing the non-celebrities spot checks into what life’s like for the sainted big named and big-breasted.
But something caught my eye about some 10 year old kid who found a mummy in the attic of the house his grandparents owned. Brought to mind what a great judge of character I pride myself being.
Early 2000s a friend of mine died near Belen, NM. He and I loved the same books about history, etc, and he used to joke he’d leave me that several walls of books we both cherished, when he died. And I’d tell him I would kill him if he left me those books to have to drag around and find someone else to leave them to.
His house was a museum of artifacts he’d found. We’d even done some artifact searching together. I think some of those mini-balls on one of the lead pictures on this blog were found when we were somewhere together.
So when I saw in the Albuquerque paper that he’d died I was careful not to contact anyone concerning the fact we knew one another. Not because I was afraid he’d left me those books, either.
Turned out he’d been robbing graves down in the neighborhood of where those mini-balls were found. Maybe graves elsewhere, old ones.
Back room of that house was jam-packed with human remains a century-or-more old. Bastard never showed them to me, all the time we were sitting around drinking coffee and talking about history.
Which I suppose is okay, because I put a high value on his friendship, enjoyed knowing him a lot. And sometimes even then I’d forget how old I was and have to decide spur-of-the-moment whether to open a can of whupass on someone.
In his case if I’d known what he had in that back room we might have had to pick our weapons out of his museum and go at it. I had a lot of mixed feelings swirling around inside me when the news came out and he had his brief day in the sun.
I’d have never suspected it of him. So he’s the exception proving the rule. I’ve got everyone else figured out.
Posted in 2000's, Adventure, America, History, Libraries, New Mexico, NM
Tagged History, Human Behavior, lifestyle, miscellaneous, musings, other, personal