Blue, or yellow? Which goes best with white? Which does the discriminating Tokyo party-goer find contributes to the alpha image?
Keeping up with the latest footware fads is becoming a challenge in Japan. As the Nipponese citizenry leans increasingly to the clothing styles depicted in the photograph weighty fashion decisions will be required.
Old Jules
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Even though the Biblical story of Abraham explicitly gives Jewish, Christian and Muslim parents the right to kill their children when God, or Old Sol instructs them to do it, many are surprisingly reluctant. Christians, Jews and Muslims have all exercised a lot of circumspection on the issue. No lawsuits have been filed contesting the right of government to forbid them to kill their kids when mandated by God, or Old Sol to do it.
Which probably happens a lot more frequently than anyone would imagine.
However, a new faction of the Judeo-Christian-Muslim panorama has evolved in China applying the Abraham Mandate, but bypassing or rejecting everything related to Biblical Doctrine unrelated to the story of Abraham. Initial surveys of parents inside the US suggest the new Church will be enthusiastically welcomed.
Chinese exporters and US importers agree the new denomination of Judeo-Christianity should prove a real moneymaker. CDs and flash drives containing the voices of God, Old Sol, and even various pagan deities ordering parents to sacrifice their children are already being prepared to be sold in houses of worship.
The advantage to this new religion/financial opportunity is that all profits are tax-exempt, all prophets are welcome, and cottage industries in local communities turning out their own CDs and flash drives can easily be incorporated into local economies.
Old Jules
Tagged Abraham, Bible, Christianity, church, culture, Human Behavior, humor, infanticide, Life, religion, society, sociology
An earthquake has evidently corrected the old abnormalities the Japanese were finding at the Fukushima Daiichi nuclear plant that was spewing and dumping radioactivity from hell to breakfast. After the earthquake no new abnormalities were found. Goes to show Mama Nature takes care of her own. If humans can’t get those nukes with old abnormalities to quit being abnormal, she can toss in an earthquake or two, settle things right down so’s there are no new abnormalities. Old Jules
Posted in 2013
Evidently it’s enough that all this was discovered by researchers, as opposed to pipe fitters or policemen. At least they do say the researchers were in the UK and Switzerland. Which certainly adds a lot of faith to an otherwise questionable set of findings.
Posted in Nature
Hi readers. Those of you who like a fast, cheap meal but try to die if MSG enters your vehicle might want to try this.
Raman comes in packages of several for about 20 cents per package with a separate envelope of MSG to add for flavor. Cooks in boiling water in three minutes.
Throw out the MSG and pick up some big jars of pasta sauce for a buck per jar at the Dollar Tree Store. Lots of options available including Garlic wossname Marinara, several others. Also some cans of mushrooms, olives, whatever, and sardines.
Boil that raman until it’s soft, toss in a spoon of pasta sauce, mushrooms, a sardine, olives, and by golly you’ve got a decent meal for under half-a-dollar. Boil it another minute for the hell of it.
If you don’t care for sardines the Dollar Tree Store has all manner of alternatives. You haven’t lived until you’ve eaten Spam raman.
Old Jules
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For a while Mama Nature had to scratch her head about improvements in human survivability caused by hand washing, soap, and rudimentary understanding of disease. Suddenly instead of weak and flawed specimens of humanity dying before reaching the age of reproduction, far larger numbers were surviving until they’d reproduced. And Mama Nature knew the only outcome possible would be eventual de-evolution. Possibly having to replace humans as the dominate species.
The culling programs Mama Nature’s always done on every species were falling apart. Something was going to have to be done to point things back into the direction Mama Nature intended.
Bringing a species into a position of absolute dominance is one hell of a lot of work and takes a lot of patience on the part of Mama Nature. Lizards, barn owls, duckbill platypuses and other candidates all lacked opposing thumbs.
So Mama Nature finally decided to try another alternative. She invented feminism, which led inevitably to a lot of aborting instead of having to kill off youngsters by disease, hunger and filth. Henceforth a foetus would have to convince the mother it was worth the price of admission before it was allowed to be born.
Concurrently in China Mama Nature tried a different method. She just gave the parents incentives to kill off all their girl-babies. This certainly had the salubrious outcome of reducing the number of female offspring living to reproduce, but Mama Nature considered it a bit broad-brush. It threw the baby out with the bathwater insofar as improving the species.
Mama Nature’s experiment hasn’t been going long enough to establish whether it’s a 100% success, but it is certainly telling her a lot about human beings. For instance, infants fathered by weakling beta males picked up in bars tended to be unconvincing for survival in the eyes of feminists. And those fathered in best-she-could-do wedlock by weakling betas also didn’t offer up convincing arguments for survival. Same with drunken beach orgies, impromptu filmings of porn flics, the whole range of sexual activities indulged without regard for genetic factors.
It’s going to take a while for the results of Mama Nature’s feminist experiment to reveal themselves, but whatever they might be, she’ll come out the other end with a better understanding of how to deal with human beings and modern medicine.
There’s still a possibility humanity won’t have to be replaced with barn owls.
Old Jules
Posted in America, Animals, Nature
Tagged abortion, animals, culture, environment, evolution, feminism, Human Behavior, humor, Life, Nature, philosophy, psychology, society, sociology
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