Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read.
I’m sure all of you are preoccupied, sneaking around every waking moment putting together all the things you’re thankful for in your lives so’s to not forget anything come Thursday. I don’t want to interrupt that, but I’d just like to throw in a suggestion:
Try to keep it simple. Try retain your sense of taste and perspective while you’re acknowledging all the things you’re grateful for. Sure, you’re grateful for not being downrange of any presidential war of the moment, naturally you’re glad you’re not a Palestinian and the neighbors aren’t likely to bomb your home, set fire to the nearest hospital, nor come kick you out of the house so’s good Baptists can move in. Of course you are.
But you don’t have to say all that.
Truth is you’re almost certainly dwelling on how damned lucky you are to have legitimate citizenship in this country because it took in the destitute downtrodden souls including your ancestors without asking a lot of questions instead of patting them on the back and sending them off to starve in the place they escaped from.
And naturally you’re thanking your lucky stars the multi-national corporations haven’t sent your particular job to some third-world cesspool where people work for a nickle a week. Probably because you’re a cop or other government worker and they haven’t figured out how to outsource the scowling clerks doing their fingernails and talking on phones down at Department of Motor Vehicles to Chinamen.
All I’m trying to say is keep it simple this Thanksgiving. Be glad nobody at the table is being held in a US penal institution at the moment getting anally raped by other Thanksgivers. Be glad you’ve got a motor vehicle in the driveway you’ve never produced enough of anything during any decade of your life worth the sticker price of it. Be thankful you’ve got at least another year of life ahead before all that Japanese radiation forces you to wonder whether all those nuclear power plants were all that great an idea.
Maybe it’s a good time to really bundle up on Thanksgiving: “I’m grateful for everything that’s ever happened to me in this lifetime. I’m grateful for everything happening right this moment. And I’m grateful for everything that is going to happen to me from now until I croak.”
That way you’ll have plenty of time to sort out the specifics without boring yourselves to tears.