Several ladies in Africa who used to have hubbies and fathers who were powerful men in Africa with fortunes stuck away in places the ladies can’t get to them want my help. And lawyers in the UK are trying hard to send me a lot of money if I help them prove somebody with my surname is a distant relative of mine and me being the only qualified person to claim his humongous fortune. And I won some lottery somewhere I didn’t even buy a ticket for and never heard of.
A lot of people might think these emails are con-games intended to prey on us old people who are too stupid to spot them as not being legitimate, but not me. I figure once I’ve sent my bank account number and whatnot off to each of them they’ll almost certainly dump enough riches on me to pay some guy in town to fix the Toyota and the New Truck both. And some left over to get a water heater and the roof fixed.
If I hadn’t been so busy I’d have done it already. I’ve had a string of those African ladies trying to get me to help them and UK lawyers chasing me with money from my dead relatives and lotteries I’ve won for a considerable while. The African ladies want me to help them so badly they even call me darling sometimes.
All these naysayers and skeptics are just jealous. Us elderly folks are plenty smart enough to know a scam when we see one, and these aren’t.
Old Jules
So Far From Heaven 
LOL :))
Morning Alexandra. There is that. Gracias, Jules
. . . another case of, “I’ll know it when I see it!” Of course you know it!
Morning Kenne: As the guy said in “Of Mice and Men”, guys like us, Lenny, etc. I appreciate your visit. Gracias, Jules
What kind of girls are these. No offers of marriage. Maybe that will come later and life could be even sweeter for you. I’m a sucker for girls with black hair.
Morning One Fly. Hope your life’s going well today. As nearly as I can discern these are fine ladies who just need some help from someone with my unique qualifications to help them. No relationship issues at all, because I’m a cold and unfeeling kind of guy and no doubt they know it from having checked up on me with women I’ve had relationships with in the past. I don’t know what color their hair is. Gracias, Jules
yeah, and what was the one where you send me a dollar and I send a dollar to ten people and they send ten dollars to ten people, how in the h$%# can you get ahead with that one…
have a good day and don’t believe half of what you hear and nothing that you can see.
Hi zendictive: I ought to have a lot of money pouring in before too long from money I sent off to ten people back in the 1950s. Not as much as a person might figure because it was a quarter back then instead of a dollar. But even a lot of quarters rolling in when the pyramid matures still makes for a pile of money and my name’s probably gotten to a billion or so people by now getting near the top of the list. Gracias, Jules
I’ve got you beat. I’m getting a lot of those emails to and on top of that I have droves of HOT Russian babes wanting to come live with me, take good care of me and have all kinds of hot sex. I just don’t have much room here so that’s the only reason I don’t have a trailer full of young, sexy, gorgeous, passionate, faithful, hot Russian babes here. I’m sure after all the American babes read this I’ll start getting emails from them to. Ladies send emails to crazyOLDfart@OverTheHillSexySeniors.ru
tffnguy: I envy you that. Jules
“once you go black…you’ll never go back”…
what I always heard ,anyway.
Bigfoot
Hi Bill. I think I’ve heard that too. Good seeing you. Gracias, Jules
I have some wise advice for anyone who wonders how to react to these e-mail offers. Invest in 10 or 12 of them in case the first one or two don’t come through. You’ll remember this advice forever.
David: Thanks for the advice. I’ll follow it to the letter, though remembering something for the rest of my life mightn’t be all that long a thing at my age. I’ll see if I can get one of the cats, maybe Tabby, the youngest one, to remember after I’m dead. Or maybe there are younger readers here can follow it so’s it hangs around the rest of their lives with more staying power. I don’t know what else to suggest. Gracias, Jules