Made his money the hard way, inherited.
Went to Yale where he struggled and merited
Every cent that he earned
With his MBA, spurned
Do-nothings with slogans he parroted.
Old Jules
Made his money the hard way, inherited.
Went to Yale where he struggled and merited
Every cent that he earned
With his MBA, spurned
Do-nothings with slogans he parroted.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Communication, Creative Writing, Human Behavior, limericks, Poetry, Politics, The Lone Psychiatrist
Tagged culture, economy, Education, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poetry, politics, psychology, writing
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
I’ve resisted posting a blog entry about this incident a couple of days now. Felt I needed to allow it to settle in my mind enough to think calmly and clearly about it.
I’ve explained before that the nearest property line is almost 1/4 mile away from here. No line-of-sight to the nearest dwellings. Woods, rough roads and rough country between here and the nearest neighbor. Aside from Gale, no reason whatever for anyone to be anywhere near here, and Gale rarely comes, never without honking his horn at the top of the hill. [That bluelike speck right-of-center in the pic is the roof of the cabin. The barely-visible white loop’s the turnaround.]
Sooooo. A couple of days ago I’d just finished my afternoon solar shower, poured a couple of gallons of water over my head for a soapdown shampoo and rinse out in the driveway. Went inside to towel off and stepped back outdoors onto the porch to let the sun finish things off.
“DAMMITTOHELLSHIT!”
A cammie 4-wheeler with two people aboard was creeping by about 30 feet from the porch. I jumped back inside to throw on some trousers and by the time I got back outside it was gone. Not a sign of whomever I was wanting to throw rocks at and shout lectures about respecting property lines and the not-to-be-aspired-to human trait of nosy intrusion.
Because that 4 wheeler wasn’t coming down the driveway. It came from the direction of the chicken house. Nothing in that direction for another quarter-mile to the north property boundary fence.
Even though that new neighbor’s got 90-odd acres for himself and his family to fart around on knocking down trees and blasting away with every caliber firearm ever invented, 90 acres just isn’t big enough when a man’s richer than 18 inches up a bull’s ass. Got rich early enough to get thinking he could run over everyone in reach, bluff whomever he couldn’t buy outright.
When he was coming down here trying to get me to go on wages working for him I had a vague suspicion this was the kind of thing he had in mind, ultimately. Getting a leverage in place so’s he could do anything he pleased. He’d already described every property and house within sight of here in enough detail to suggest he’d explored already what was none of his business. Described it without blushing, as though it was a given.
Sometime during those visits he was making down here I asked permission to haul water from his well up beside the driveway, and he’d given permission. His water’s nearer than Gale’s from here, and the road’s better. I’d done it once already.
But after this incident I’ll be going back to hauling water from Gale’s. And the only thing I’ve got to say to him about what happened the other day:
“Stay the hell away from this part of Gale’s property and keep the kids and grandkids away from it when they’re visiting. One of the rare positive stereotypes about Texans is that they respect property lines. Where the hell did you grow up?”
Says he reads this blog. I hope he does.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Communication, Country Life, Homesteading, Human Behavior, Parents, Senior Citizens, Solitude, Surveillance, Texas
Tagged boundaries, bundaries, country life, culture, home, homesteading, Human Behavior, humor, indecent exposure, Life, lifestyle, nosiness, personal, privacy, psychology, respect, senior citizens, society, sociology, trespassing, violation
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This is just a reminder. If you, or your community, plan to enter the NSGO this year, time is running out. For the orchestrated [team] events the competition is going to be stiff and the weather’s likely to be hot.
Parades might be out of the question unless your community is prepared to haul off horseflesh collapsed on the streets and fried to the pavement. Evening candlelight services conducted a few hours after sundown might be a better option. That will allow the darkness to hide the furtive yawns while the names are being read from the podiums and so on. It will also take a lot of the pressure off those who’d prefer to go home and watch television after they’ve carefully shown their faces and pronounced themselves present and grief-stricken.
Slipping away to the car in darkness will maintain the illusion of mourners for the dedicated name-readers, and deniability later. There’s even a next-day potential for smug, holier-than-thou denouncements of those who sneaked off without having to actually have stayed.
But the individual competitions will be tough this years, as well. A lot of celebrities bit the dust this year, while a few big ones from the past are still lingering to be celebrated for the novelty. Michael Jackson, JFK, Pearl Harbor, Elvis Presley and Rin Tin Tin come to mind.
If you’re only in this for a lot of public drama, pretense and shameless exploitation of the dead, you probably still have some time to prepare. But if you’re in this to sell flags and bumper stickers, or create a commercial illusion of patriotic zeal for people to pretend to believe, you need to be out there now.
Old Jules
Posted in 2000's, 2012, America, Communication, Government, Human Behavior, Politics
Tagged culture, Events, History, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, psychology, society, sociology
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Eavesdropping on a conversation between young adults at a nearby table in a restaurant Thursday led me into a lot of pondering afterward. All these rosy-cheeked youngsters believed they had long lives ahead of them, believed a human life can be lived performing occupations and activities to give it value and meaning. They wanted this for themselves and were searching the databases of wisdom available among the young for answers to where it might be found.
They didn’t want to waste their lives, as they believed their parents, other older folks they observed, were doing and have done. They examined and discarded dozens of avenues of human endeavor as meaningless, having no worth.
Buying and selling almost anything from automobiles to insurance to consumer products found no home with them. Lawyering, law enforcement, engineering, health care, drew closer examination, but were found wanting. They’d had been damned by close observation of these fields as manifested in their own homes and the homes of acquaintances.
They’d seen the inside of the lives of people who spent their days doing these things, experienced their interactions with their children and other family members. Judged the professions to be worthless as a way of passing time because the dysfunctional home lives of so many served as a testimony no relationship existed between earning an affluent lifestyle and anything admirable in personal behavior outside work environments.
But underlying the entire conversation was the assumption some profession, some job, some means of earning a living, could provide value to their lives in ways they’d be able to recognize afterward. The unspoken determination that when they reached, say, the age of that old cowboy-looking guy over there reading a book, they’d be able to look backward with confidence and satisfaction their lives had been worth the effort of living.
A few years from now they won’t be thinking of those things anymore, most likely. They’ll become involved in trying to scratch out a living, satisfy a mate’s desire for a new car, trips to Europe, big house. Keep kids in new clothing and whatever else people buy for their kids these days. There’ll be no place left, no niche of yearning they’ll be able to allow. The value of the lives they’re living will be manifested in the cars they drive. The homes they sleep and entertain themselves inside.
By the time they arrive at the age of that old cowboy-looking guy over there they’ll be so far removed from concepts of life being worth living the default position will be a habit of thinking assigning it intrinsic value. Worth prolonging at any cost, no matter how it’s been spent, how it’s currently being spent.
They’ll mercifully be spared asking themselves whether they’ve wasted their lives doing things that didn’t need doing, might well have left the world a better place if they hadn’t been done.
What’s important in life is official
Sign-painters declare, and initial,
“Portfolio sums
When we die, keep the bums
From the ponderous and superficial.”
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Adventure, Communication, Current Issues, Human Behavior, Parents
Tagged affluence, careers, culture, economy, Education, environment, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, philosophy, professions, psychology, society, sociology, value, wisdom, worth, writing
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
I dunno. I suppose I’d have to call the previous post successful in the sense a few people must have read all the way through it. The testimony’s in the several subscribers who cancelled their subscriptions.
But generally I think my particular brand of BS as it manifests itself in attempts at humor works better if I keep it short.
On the other hand, the lead-in probably escapes a lot of readers, no matter how short the immortal prose happens to be. Causes the occasional reader to think I might be wanting to seriously discuss politics. A couple of the comments led me to think that might be the case.
All in all, probably the Universe is a better place if my attempts at funny just zip off into the ether and don’t hit anything on the way to Galactic Prime.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, America, Communication, Creative Writing, Human Behavior, Politics, Texas
Tagged culture, economics, economy, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, prose, sarcasm, sociology, writing
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Ring
Me: Wassat? The damned telephone? Where the hell is it? Ahh! Under that. Get off there, cat!
Ring.
Me: [scowling. Into the phone.] This better be good.
Telephone: Old Jules?
Me: Who’s asking?
Telephone: This is George Armstrong Custer MacGruder. I’m calling for the president.
Me: President of what?
Telephone: President of the United States.
Me: What? The black guy? Tell him I don’t vote.
Telephone: He knows you don’t vote.
Me: Then why the hell are you calling?
Telephone: He reads your blog. Hopes you’ll answer some questions.
Me: I don’t want some president nosing around in my affairs. I don’t stick my nose into his business. He needs take care of whatever it is he does up there.
Telephone: Nothing he’s tried so far is working. He’s casting around for ideas. desperate.
Me: That’s laudable, anyway. You’ve got the wrong number. I don’t have any ideas. Tell him to take up Zen. Learn to use the I Ching.
Telephone: I Ching?
Me: Yeah. The Book of Changes. Chinese. Divination. Confucius. All that. The John Richard Lynn translation of Wang Bi’s the best one I’ve found. Yarrow stick method. Damned coins will throw you off. Tell him to pay close attention to the changing lines. You still there?
Telephone: I’m taking notes. Sorry.
Me: Anything else you need? I’ve got things to do here.
Telephone: So you’re saying the President needs to consult an oracle?
Me: You said nothing else is working didn’t you?
Telephone: Can you think of any other advice you’d like to give the President?
Me: I don’t give advice. Except I advise you not to call me again. I get pissed off sometimes when people bother me.
Telephone: Could he send you an email?
Me: As long as he’s not trying to sell anything, persuade me to vote, or ask my advice.
Telephone: Thanks.
Me: Sure. Anytime.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, America, Books, Communication, Government, Human Behavior, Politics, Reading, Solitude
Tagged advice, Book of Changes, communications, culture, divination, Human Behavior, humor, I Ching, Life, lifestyle, oracle, politics, psychology, society, sociology, wisdom, zen
Time was, ages 15, 25, 35, 45, 55, an inordinate time without hearing from a friend, he’d pick up the phone. If nothing came of it, wondering whether he pissed the person off, whether something’s wrong. Does a bit of memory searching about the last meeting, conversation, communication trying to recall anything sour.
Decades roll by and a person goes through a lot of friends, discovers a lot who’d been thought of as friends weren’t, discovers there was no bottom to it, or the bottom was too soft to hold an anchor. Realizes people need to have elbow-room and it might as well include a lack of interest in continuing communication with whomever they wish. Just bugs on the windshield of the time machine.
“Wonder what ever became of old Jimbo Watkins,” a person muses. “Best man at his wedding. Can’t recall seeing him much after his 25th Anniversary party. Hmm. Most likely dead, I reckons.”
“Wonder what ever became of old David McCreary. Stayed in touch and visited all those years. God-Father to his kids, watched them grow up. Last I heard he was teaching English in China somewhere. Had a Chinese wife.
“Hmm. Most likely dead, I reckons.”
As late as the 1990s I must have seen things this way, because I wrote it:
To Stanley, Hank, and Others
Gone before
Eyesight blurs with years;
Silty pond of vision clears
Legion days march past,
Blend the timbre, tones;
Common denominator of sound
Runs down
Stirs a rich musical soup
Of drum, of trumpet,
Crash of boot on pavement,
Of human voice, human words,
Singing murmur of human
intercourse;
Cacophony in a foreign tongue
But hearing deepens.
“What’s that you say?
Cupped hand behind ear;
Study in vain his moving lips
Behind the roar;
Puzzle the melting printed word,
Uncomprehending,
Dawns the underlying truth,
River of comprehension
Beneath the racing chaos
Of the spoken word,
The printed page.
Blindness recedes
With failing sight;
Deafness fades
As hearing dies.
Oh, dear life.
Dear muted daze
Fast-forward
Psychedelic film
Of lost unknowing.
Poor, desolate ghosts
Lost in forgotten trails
Of yesteryear,
Wander on.
Take heart in your despair
Mute the silent horror;
Calm the wild
Searching eye
And rest.
And rest in peace.
From Poems of the New Old West
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All that damned drama. Sheeze. Seems completely foreign to me today. Words someone else wrote.
“Most likely just dead,” works a hell of a lot better. Or if I’m feeling verbose, a limerick.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Communication, Poetry, Senior Citizens, Solitude, Writing, Youth
Tagged aging, culture, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, psychology, Relationships, senior citizens, society, sociology
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by.
Neighbor: “Did you hear what the Governor of Texas did about Obamacare?
Me: “I don’t know who’s Governor of Texas. Don’t care what he did about anything. Don’t know nothing about Obama, Obamacare, nothing.”
Neighbor: “Well you’d better find out!”
Me: “I don’t go to doctors. Haven’t been to one in 20, 25 years. If I can get out of here before the election I might be able to go through the next presidential term without knowing who’s president.”
Neighbor shakes head frowning, shrugs. The Universe pauses in anticipation of the next topic of conversation.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, America, Communication, Country Life, Current Issues, Government, Politics, Senior Citizens, Texas
Tagged country life, culture, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, psychology, Relationships, society, sociology
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If I hadn’t carefully avoided ever typing the words, “I’m dismantling Heisenberg’s Uncertainty Principle here,” I’d find it easier to understand how a casual acquaintance could call this blog BS. Anyone who’s certain Heisenberg’s correct usually has a conviction at a religious-level and genuflects muttering Hail Marys and Amens to the concept enough times per day to keep it fresh. If I’d ever come right out and flatly stated it’s a fig-newton of the imagination I’d expect to be damned from hell to breakfast.
But I haven’t.
So I’m forced to conclude there must be something else I’ve posted here during the past year that a person considering himself prudent, reasonable, intelligent, could disagree with. If I had time I’d scroll back over the entries and try to figure out what it could be. Seems to me everything I’ve ever posted here is so patently obvious as to be absolutely outside the scope of rational argument.
For instance, I’ve frequently implied, but probably never come out and actually said I consider cops to be lowlife scum no better than the people they’re sworn to chase and catch. Motivated by greed, lust for power, and cowardly, weak-kneed, vacuous need to find something inside themselves to rhyme with an ambiguous concept of self-worth. Admittedly, it’s probably an over-generalization. No doubt there are exceptions.
Exceptions that prove the rule.
Same with politicians, rabid rabbit-frightened patriots, flag wavers, lawyers, CEOs of multi-national corporations, Texans, people with “WHOOPTEEDOO! I’M A VETERAN” bumper stickers and mostly the rest of us. Whomever we might be.
What’s not to like, what’s to disagree with in any of that?
But, of course, I’m a man with a weakness for brutal, honest self-examination, so I’m going to have to think more on all this. Possibly scan over some past posts in an effort to find some slip I’ve made in my posts someone might be able to construe as BS.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, America, Astronomy, Communication, Current Issues, Human Behavior, Police, Politics, Relationships, Science, Senior Citizens
Tagged Astronomy, country life, culture, Heisenberg's Uncertainty Principle, home, homesteading, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, personal, politics, psychology, Relationships, science
I posted this back in December, 2011, which seems a lot longer ago today than it did then. But lately I’ve been running the subjects of hydrogen generators around in my mind, nosing around through the search engines about it. Which led me to remember old Bryce and wonder what ever became of him.
I asked Rich whether he’d ever heard from him and he was happy to report he hasn’t.
Probably it’s fortuitous. I think if Rich had known how to get in touch with Bryce I’d probably have risked a non-stop two-hour report of what who said to whom at the local restaurant in hopes of bouncing some hydrogen generator ideas I’ve been toying with off him. Picked his brain about how the company team he was part of handled the heat generated as a by-product.
But it’s more likely I’d never have gotten a word in edgewise to ask. Bryce wasn’t into listening. He’d donealready been-there-done-that on everything a person can squeeze into his life and couldn’t imagine whichever part of it was skimming around inside his skull didn’t need spraying across communication efforts. Life, for Bryce, didn’t have any room for anything much about what hasn’t already happened, with him doing the reporting of it. No point in anyone attempting to say anything during the process because he wasn’t about to listen to it anyway. He was too busy thinking about what he was going to say next.
Nice guy, though. Harmless if a person had a book handy to read while he was talking through his outpourings.
The only difference between Bryce and talk radio was that Bryce wasn’t trying to sell anything. Well, that and the fact talk radio listeners say, “Ditto!” without interrupting.
Ditto, Bryce.
Old Jules

December 30, 2011 by Old Jules | 20 Comments | Edit
A few years ago my friend Rich asked me if I’d be interested in talking with an older guy in his late 70s who was experimenting with hydrogen generators for retrofitting onto his vehicle. I wasn’t looking into hydrogen generating, but I’m a curious sort of fellow. I didn’t require any persuading. I just told Rich to give Bryce my phone number. About a week later he called me.
Turned out Bryce had spent his career as chief mechanic for the Ford and General Motors Speed Teams, or Racing Teams, some such thing. He was part of the group that put together the hydrogen powered vehicle that established a record for the highest speed ever recorded for an internal combustion engine driven automobile.
Using what he learned from all that, Bryce had created a series of hydrogen generators for his own vehicle, trying to maximize efficiency and deal with other shortcomings with the system. He did it all from salvaged materials. Heck of an interesting guy the first few times we talked. I wish I’d taken notes and drawn sketches of what he told me.
At first during our acquaintance Bryce and I had conversations. Two people brainstorming things he was doing, and I was doing. But gradually the hydrogen generating conversational possibilities ran down. Bryce was calling me every day or so, telling me all manner of things I didn’t want to hear, such as what the waitress in the cafe where he took coffee and meals said to him, what he said back, what she said back. Or what other customers said to him and what he said back. Or his brother.
Bryce would call, ask how I was, not wait for an answer, and talk non-stop for an hour, two hours. I could put the phone down, go feed the chickens or make a cup of coffee and come back to the phone without him noticing. Sometimes I’d tie a bandanna around my head attaching the phone to my ear and read a book waiting for him to wind down.
This went on for months. I didn’t know what to do about it, except straight-on explaining to him that this wasn’t conversation and wasn’t a source of joy to me. I mentioned it to Rich, and it turned out Bryce was doing the same thing to him.
Finally, as gently as I could manage, I interrupted one of his monologues and explained the problem, as I viewed it. I told him I liked him, that I’d enjoy conversations with him, but that I didn’t want to hear the same stories over and over about people at the restaurant, his brother, etc. That if we were going to continue having communications there’d need to be exchanges and some level of concern as to the amount of interest the other person had in hearing it.
Despite my attempt to soften the words, Bryce got his feelers hurt badly by this. He never called again, which I preferred to the alternative of things continuing as they were.
Sometime a few months later Rich finally got his fill of it and tried the same tactic on Bryce, with the same result. He was more reluctant to do it than I’d been, because he felt sorrier for Bryce than I was willing to allow myself to indulge.
Bryce came up in conversation between us a couple of days ago. Turns out it’s been almost exactly a year since Rich has heard from him, and a few months more than that for me. We wondered aloud how he was doing.
But neither of us is willing to bite the bullet and call him to find out, on pain of maybe starting the whole mess again.
I began this post figuring on saying some things about hydrogen generators but drifted off into Bryce and his problems. Maybe some other time, the hydrogen generators.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Communication, Senior Citizens, Solitude, Transportation, Trucks
Tagged alternative energy, country life, culture, Human Behavior, humor, hydrogen generator, Life, lifestyle, senior citizens, society, sociology, technology