Caligula, Julius or Nero
Take your pick. He’s an unlikely hero.
Far better E. Gantry
Or phony philantry
Or maybe just bring back old Spiro.
Old Jules
Caligula, Julius or Nero
Take your pick. He’s an unlikely hero.
Far better E. Gantry
Or phony philantry
Or maybe just bring back old Spiro.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Communication, Government, Human Behavior, limericks, Politics
Tagged creative writing, culture, democracy, economy, government, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, limerick, limericks, philosophy, poems, poetry, politics, psychology, society, sociology, spiro agnew, writing
Hi readers. Got a news flash here on the bumper-sticker issue that has all of you breathless and on the edge of your chairs.
Jeanne, the administrator for this blog, just returned to Kansas from a 10 day, 4300 mile motor trip to Washington and Oregon. During the trip she was careful to tally the political bumper stickers encountered on the highways both ways. Finally finished tallying them up last night and faithfully reported the results to me:
The current King of the US: 3 each. Two for this election, one for the last one.
The Wannabe King of the US: 1 each.
Looks like a landslide victory for Long Live the King. You can’t fight a popular movement.
Remember where you heard it first.
Welcome back, Jeanne.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, America, Current Issues, Government, Politics
Tagged candidates, culture, election, elections, Events, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, psychology, society, sociology

Extent of surface melt over Greenland’s ice sheet on July 8 (left) and July 12 (right). Measurements from three satellites showed that on July 8, about 40 percent of the ice sheet had undergone thawing at or near the surface. In just a few days, the melting had dramatically accelerated and an estimated 97 percent of the ice sheet surface had thawed by July 12. In the image, the areas classified as “probable melt” (light pink) correspond to those sites where at least one satellite detected surface melting. The areas classified as “melt” (dark pink) correspond to sites where two or three satellites detected surface melting. The satellites are measuring different physical properties at different scales and are passing over Greenland at different times. As a whole, they provide a picture of an extreme melt event about which scientists are very confident. Credit: Nicolo E. DiGirolamo, SSAI/NASA GSFC, and Jesse Allen, NASA Earth Observatory
http://www.nasa.gov/topics/earth/features/greenland-melt.html
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
The people for whom climate change is central to their countless grant and research applications, and the people for whom NO climate change is central to their business models are probably both grinding their teeth in frustration.
Sooooo. All the academians, school kids being trained to believe they can do something to ‘save the planet’, other people who just enjoy the feel of shrill proclamations, jeremiads and threats of doom briefly danced in the streets. Whoopteedoo! Everybody’s going to die!
And the people with business models demanding they fervently deny climate change looked around for buildings high enough to jump from.
However, core sampling of the Greenland ice soon revealed this happens occasionally, last time maybe 150 years ago at a time when nobody claims human beings were causing climate change.
Damn Damn Damn Damn Damn. Cry the people desparately wanting the ice caps to melt, sea levels to rise and all the coastal cities of the world to drown.
Ohboyohboyohboy! Applaud the folks with the business models requiring a continuation of the kinds of behaviors the other folks think cause man made climate change.
Changing horses in mid-stream isn’t easy, but sometimes it’s necessary. Fact is, whether climate change is happening, is man made, is going to result in a disaster is just too large an object of comprehension to convincingly argue. Suggesting academians and school kids can do anything to influence it one way or another is too patently absurd to convince anyone besides a grant review committee from the US Department of Environment.
Besides, there’s Genetic Engineered corn out there growing hair inside the mouths of test hamsters. The same corn those school kids and academians are having for lunch. http://aaemonline.org/gmopost.html
There’s a middling potential for glow-in-the-dark halibut, salmon and whales swimming up out of the north Pacific with butcher knives clinched in their teeth doing a mutant invasion of Alaska to California coastlines. Time will argue a lot more convincingly and rapidly whether those happen, and if they do they’ll render questions about man made climate change more-or-less moot.
As for business models, there’s a lot of new potential for speculation and investment in new inventions. An inside-the-mouth electric shaver, for instance, might represent the wave of the future. Live flashlights made from mullets caught off the Oregon coast, not requiring batteries. No need to stamp them, MADE IN JAPAN. That will be obvious enough.
[Insert, “It’s an ill wind that blows no good”, “It’s time to look on the bright side of things,” and other appropriate quotes here.]
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Creative Writing, Current Issues, Education, Government, Grants, Human Behavior, Outdoors, Survival
Tagged animals, climate change, culture, economy, Education, environment, global warming, Human Behavior, humor, ice melt, Life, lifestyle, Nature, politics, psychology, science, society, sociology
An election where nobody came
‘Cause the candidates were the same
Would expose the collusion
Destroy the illusion
That YOU voting wrong was to blame.
Old Jules
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read.
This is just a reminder. If you, or your community, plan to enter the NSGO this year, time is running out. For the orchestrated [team] events the competition is going to be stiff and the weather’s likely to be hot.
Parades might be out of the question unless your community is prepared to haul off horseflesh collapsed on the streets and fried to the pavement. Evening candlelight services conducted a few hours after sundown might be a better option. That will allow the darkness to hide the furtive yawns while the names are being read from the podiums and so on. It will also take a lot of the pressure off those who’d prefer to go home and watch television after they’ve carefully shown their faces and pronounced themselves present and grief-stricken.
Slipping away to the car in darkness will maintain the illusion of mourners for the dedicated name-readers, and deniability later. There’s even a next-day potential for smug, holier-than-thou denouncements of those who sneaked off without having to actually have stayed.
But the individual competitions will be tough this years, as well. A lot of celebrities bit the dust this year, while a few big ones from the past are still lingering to be celebrated for the novelty. Michael Jackson, JFK, Pearl Harbor, Elvis Presley and Rin Tin Tin come to mind.
If you’re only in this for a lot of public drama, pretense and shameless exploitation of the dead, you probably still have some time to prepare. But if you’re in this to sell flags and bumper stickers, or create a commercial illusion of patriotic zeal for people to pretend to believe, you need to be out there now.
Old Jules
Posted in 2000's, 2012, America, Communication, Government, Human Behavior, Politics
Tagged culture, Events, History, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, psychology, society, sociology
The Hill Fights – The First Battle of Khe Sanh, Edward F. Murphy
Considering he also authored Semper Fi, – Vietnam, and is/was probably a fairly gung-ho man, Murphy does a surprisingly workmanlike job depicting what actually led up to the Khe Sanh bloodbath, why became a bloodbath, and where the responsibility for it having become a bloodbath clearly rested. All without pointing fingers of blame. He just describes events as reported by the people involved in them. For instance:
“Fourteen of the eighteen patrols Wilder sent out early in July found NVA, several within mere minutes of being inserted into their patrol areas. He learned from other intelligence sources that the North Vietnamese 324B Division had moved south of the Ben Hai River with the mission of conquering Qang Tri Province. When Wilder dutifully reported this to higher headquarters, he unwittingly stepped into the fray raging between General Westmoreland and General Walt.
“Within days General Walt, General Kyle, and Major General Louis B. Robertshaw, commander of the 1st Marine Air Wing, arrived at Wilder’s headquarters at dong Ha for a personal briefing from Wilder. As soon as Wilder mentioned the presence of the NVA 324B Divbision, Robertshaw rudely interrupted him. “You’re a liar,” Robertshaw accused Wilder.
If any single incident could sum up what happened to the unfortunate grunts getting themselves blown apart at Khe Sanh over the next couple of years, that probably does it. What happened to the US lower-grade officers and enlisted men throughout the Vietnam experience, for that matter.
It echoes and it rhymes. The M16, newly issued and fired for familiarization before being taken into combat. Jams. Jams. Jams. So the cover story becomes, “You’ve got to keep it CLEAN! If you don’t keep it clean, it jams. Your own fault, marine!”
A few weeks later squads, platoons were being slaughtered by the NVA at Khe Sanh. Found afterward with jammed M16s, unable to return fire against the enemy. Marines complained, the high command accused them of lying. Of not cleaning their weapons. The slaughter continued until a letter home from a dead marine ended up being read on the floor of the US Congress and an investigation began.
The M16 was designed around a cartridge containing a particular propellent. But a major military contractor with the right connections offered a cheaper cartridge because it contained a different, more inexpensive powder. Millions of rounds purchased, all defective. Probably hundreds, maybe thousands of US servicemen lost their lives because they were provided weapons incapable of returning fire without jamming.
Friendly fire? Khe Sanh began with a US air strike dropping napalm several miles off target on the friendly village of Khe Sanh, killing 250 villagers and injuring hundreds more. Following that it was helicopter gunships, fighter aircraft and artillery strikes opening up on ground troops by mistake.
Air forces all over the world from early during WWII provided their planes with IFF [Identify Friend/Foe] radio transponders. Somehow the concept never seeped down to include ground troops being protected from friendly fire. As late as Gulf War 1 it continued to happen. And at Khe Sanh it happened a lot.
Then there were the commanders who just made lousy choices for whatever reasons other than the well-being of the troops they commanded. “You guys aren’t likely to find anything up there. Take off your flak jackets and leave them down here.” Twice. Two separate occasions. Two bloodbaths.
There was no overall strategy for US troop involvement in Vietnam. The curse of the undeclared, presidential wars from WWII onward. The US high command couldn’t agree among themselves what the roles of the troops under their commands should be and how they should perform those roles.
Despite all this, The Hill Fights – The First Battle of Khe Sanh, Edward F. Murphy doesn’t dwell on this side of things. He simply provides a detailed history, day-to-day of one of the countless debacles of the 20th Century quickly forgotten when another president needed some other injection of excitement to keep the voters going to the poles, the flags waving, and the patriots pounding their fists on their chests.
[Incidently, there’s a good photo section in the book. I was surprised to see my old friend, Mel King as a young marine standing unidentified next to a Company Commander who’d just gotten a few of his men out alive and unhurt. Mel must have gotten his injuries later.]
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A Marine at Khe Sanh, by John Corbett. A young marine just out of basic training arrives in country at Khe Sanh and spends the next 77 days living in a foxhole, almost constantly under mortar, artillery and rocket attack. This is his diary.
Kennedy, Johnson, and Nixon never got around to hanging their heads in shame for the young men the dead and crippled as by-products their Vietnam presidential military adventures. But then, I don’t suppose any of the other, later ones have, either, for theirs.
After all, a lot of the right people made one hell of a lot of money from those wars. You can’t make an omlette without breaking some eggs.
Old Jules
Posted in 1960's, 1970's, Adventure, Government, Politics, US Army
Tagged Events, Hill Fights, History, Human Behavior, humor, Khe Sanh, Life, lifestyle, politics, Reflections, society, sociology, US Marines, Vietnam War
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
When the neighbor from up the hill described a business boom going on around Edinburg, Texas, [his previous home] the other evening it got me wondering why. According to him, the entire Texas coastline is a beehive of manufacturing concerns, either operating, or under construction. Even a Chinese owned gigantic steel plant.
After considering why this might be for a couple of days I concluded there’s a middling chance the Texas tax structure’s probably a major piece of it. Texas doesn’t have a State Income Tax. It relies almost entirely on sales taxes and property taxes for revenues.
That mightn’t sound too important at first notice. But consider the implications more closely.
For states with stagnant economies, especially those with coastal port facilities, but not limited to those, seems to me the answer might be to take a page from the Texas book. The most immediate and obvious answer would be eliminating state income taxes and making it up in sales and property taxes. But that would take a while. Meanwhile, Texas booms and everyone else continues to lose jobs.
Naturally each situation would require site-specific solutions for immediate competition with Texas for new industries. But several options come to mind:
Naturally they’d have to develop other business-friendly encouragements over time, but those would, at least open the door for a beginning.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Current Issues, Government, Human Behavior, Politics, Texas
Tagged business, community, economic incentives, economics, economy, environment, Human Behavior, humor, industry, jobs, Life, lifestyle, manufacturing, minimum wage, national, politicians, politics, psychology, society, sociology, tax structure
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
The neighbor up the hill drove down to sit awhile yesterday evening. We discovered once again, as we have before, there are areas where we’re rigid enough in our certainties so’s there’s no room for civil discourse. We found two of those more quickly than it takes to tell it. One involved multi-national corporations.
Neighbor: Sure. They’re shipping jobs and industry overseas because labor, costs of production are cheaper.
Me: That’s what I’m saying. They’re indifferent to the well being of US workers, the US economy.
Neighbor: It’s still jobs. Still people working, making a living. Africa, South America. They’re all people.
Me: Yeah, they’re people. But why should a guy in Minnesota trying to scratch out a living favor losing it so’s someone in Asia can have a job?
Neighbor: He can buy products cheaper.
Me: He can’t buy products at any price if he doesn’t have a job. Part of the job of his government is to make sure his job stays inside the country.
Neighbor, clamping jaw: We aren’t going to talk about this. You and I see it differently.
Then, a few minutes later:
Neighbor: They want to build a pipeline to bring oil from Canada to the Texas coast. Damned environmentalists are protesting, keeping them from it.
Me: So why don’t they refine it up there. Canada, northern US?
Neighbor: No shipping ports.
Me: What they need shipping ports for? Nobody in Canada, Minnesota needs gasoline? Cities don’t need hydrocarbons to produce electricity?
Neighbor: They need to sell it overseas. It’s all about money. They can get better prices selling it to China or somewhere.
Me: Who needs to sell it overseas? The people living on the land they’d take by government mandate to put in a pipeline? The people in the US who’d be heating their houses and running their cars on the gasoline if it’s refined close to where it comes out of the ground? Who?
Neighbor, getting up: Sorry I brought it up.
Luckily, neither the neighbor, nor I, depend on any sort of agreement between ourselves. Neither has anything invested in the opinion of the other. And whatever we might think about it, that oil’s going to arrive where the people who burn it pay the highest price. The Canadian sands producing oil belong to people who might be anywhere, but who own stock in a company who bought the mineral rights. They want the most dividends so they can buy more stock and get more dividends.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, Current Issues, Government, Human Behavior, Nature, Relationships, Senior Citizens, Solitude, Texas, Transportation
Tagged culture, environment, Human Behavior, Life, lifestyle, miscellaneous, politics, psychology, Relationships, science, society, sociology, technology
Good morning readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
Ring
Me: Wassat? The damned telephone? Where the hell is it? Ahh! Under that. Get off there, cat!
Ring.
Me: [scowling. Into the phone.] This better be good.
Telephone: Old Jules?
Me: Who’s asking?
Telephone: This is George Armstrong Custer MacGruder. I’m calling for the president.
Me: President of what?
Telephone: President of the United States.
Me: What? The black guy? Tell him I don’t vote.
Telephone: He knows you don’t vote.
Me: Then why the hell are you calling?
Telephone: He reads your blog. Hopes you’ll answer some questions.
Me: I don’t want some president nosing around in my affairs. I don’t stick my nose into his business. He needs take care of whatever it is he does up there.
Telephone: Nothing he’s tried so far is working. He’s casting around for ideas. desperate.
Me: That’s laudable, anyway. You’ve got the wrong number. I don’t have any ideas. Tell him to take up Zen. Learn to use the I Ching.
Telephone: I Ching?
Me: Yeah. The Book of Changes. Chinese. Divination. Confucius. All that. The John Richard Lynn translation of Wang Bi’s the best one I’ve found. Yarrow stick method. Damned coins will throw you off. Tell him to pay close attention to the changing lines. You still there?
Telephone: I’m taking notes. Sorry.
Me: Anything else you need? I’ve got things to do here.
Telephone: So you’re saying the President needs to consult an oracle?
Me: You said nothing else is working didn’t you?
Telephone: Can you think of any other advice you’d like to give the President?
Me: I don’t give advice. Except I advise you not to call me again. I get pissed off sometimes when people bother me.
Telephone: Could he send you an email?
Me: As long as he’s not trying to sell anything, persuade me to vote, or ask my advice.
Telephone: Thanks.
Me: Sure. Anytime.
Old Jules
Posted in 2012, America, Books, Communication, Government, Human Behavior, Politics, Reading, Solitude
Tagged advice, Book of Changes, communications, culture, divination, Human Behavior, humor, I Ching, Life, lifestyle, oracle, politics, psychology, society, sociology, wisdom, zen
The New Military Empireum
Just doesn’t exactly inspireum!
The wars presidential
Globular, non-essential
Don’t excite all that much to admireum.
Hairy-assed Truman began it
But maybe Joe Stalin helped plan it,
The Kennedy brothers
LBJ and the others
Threw darts at a map of the planet.
Kohreaah Bay of Pigs Vietnam,
Salvadore, Grenada and Iran
Let’s you and him fight
And do it up right
With rifles we sell you and bombs.
M16s for the Christians [our guys]
AK 47s you buys
From Rooskies and China
Moscow, Carolina
Both working three shifts get the prize.
Whoopteedo! I’m a Vet’ran you see,
Patriotic flag waver, that’s me.
Say, “Thank you!” I helped
Keep it going! But yelped
Nobody’s acknowledging me.
Say “Thank you!” Admire what I did.
The rest of my life I just slid
Along on past glories
Dreaming up good war stories
Of Commies and Muslims I rid.
I din’t get none of the riches
From selling the arms to the bitches
But I got me some poozle
And plenty of boozle
But now I’m just one of the snitches.
Contracted a dose of the clap
Saved your freedoms while you took a nap.
This bumper sign’s all that is left
Of those freedoms not taken by theft
But by always believing their crap.
Old Jules