The neighbor up the hill tells me the US Congress is in a state of chaos. Says they want to impeach the mirror-image of themselves currently occupying the White House. Says the IRS is corrupt, which no doubt it is, and no doubt comes as no surprise to anyone with the intelligence of a duckbill platypus.
Says one of the part-time paramours of former US President Bill Clinton, his wife, I think, is dancing a jig to keep from having to testify to some Congressional committee where she’d have to lie more to keep from going to jail.
Says some other high official or other took the 5th to keep from having to go to jail. Says the US Attorney General is charged with contempt of C0ngress.
Well, what the hell? What is there in any of this to raise any eyebrows? And what’s the thing with having a contempt for Congress being a crime? How could a person with any sense NOT have contempt for Congress?
So Far From Heaven 
hahahahahaha!