If you think you’ve reached the point where you just can’t look a bologna sandwich in the eye one more time, maybe it’s time to begin using your noggin. Even if all you’ve got is a frying pan and a Coleman camp stove you can make a concoction you’ll savor.
Chop up that bologna into bits the size of dill pickle slices and throw it in the pan with chopped onion, minced garlic, and a teaspoon of grapeseed oil. Turn it and stir it until the bologna browns and curls up on the sides.
Once it’s done, throw on a teaspoon of chopped dill pickles, and smear it all between those two slices of bread. Curry, ginger, ancho, jalapeno, green pepper, all of them will add some variety to carry you through until payday.
The old ‘pound of red and a loaf of bread’ method of squeezing through hard times was never good past the second day. Torturing yourself to death after the third was just a method of robbing life of potential joy.
This ain’t the 20th Century anymore.
Posted in 2013, America, Senior Citizens, Survival
Tagged bologna, cuisine, culture, economy, food, Life, lifestyle, senior citizens, society, variety
Been intending to mention this. When you’re making up your pimento concoction for pimento and cheese sandwiches a few chopped onions and capers added to the mix changes the entire scene.
Also, using cream cheese instead of mayonnaise works fairly well to give it variety if you’re eating it several days in a row. Add capers the second day, add chopped up onions the third, chop up jalapeno and mix it in the day after that. Dash of chopped garlic, ginger, curry. It all works. All good.
A whole new culinary experience every day.
When I came across this picture on the web a while back I was fairly certain I recognized it. I believed and still believe it’s the truck belonging to the man and wife wood cutter couple murdered in Catron County, New Mexico while I was working Fox Mountain. An incident I described in loving detail in the Adams Diggings book. They were found several months later, a bear having dug them up where they were folded yinyang style into a 4’x4’x4′ grave in an ancient ruin site.
Damn I love that truck. Nothing sissie at all there. A guy could drive that thing around just about anywhere he might wish to go. It’s been pre-disastered so the odds of anything bad happening in it would be nil.
Posted in 1990's, Transportation, Trucks
Tagged culture, Events, History, homicide, Human Behavior, Life, lifestyle, New Mexico, offroading, other, personal, society, sociology, transportation, trucks
I’m not sure what I think about this proposal to take Benjamin Franklin, George Washington, Andrew Jackson and so on off the currency and put Bill Gates, Donald Trump and the Koch brothers on there instead. Certainly there’s merit to the idea.
Old Ben Franklin would probably find the knowledge people are rolling up his picture snorting coke and meth through him unsettling. Building him a karmic load he didn’t pay for.
There are certainly more currently recognizable people guilty of all Andrew Jackson did, one-upped him in a hundred different ways. But Jackson might be said to have set the pace and nailed down the precedents, earned his place on those bills. Even though the people handing them over to supermarket clerks to pay for dog food mostly don’t who he was, nor what he did.
A series of bills reflecting their actual value in the world marketplace after the national debt is subtracted might be a good idea. $1 bills with a minus $1 Million across the bottom. A picture of the last couple of presidents on each side.
All in all I think I’d prefer the government to issue a piece of currency molded in the shape of a straw for people to snort their coke and meth through. If it’s got to have a picture on it, use the first chimpanzee to get launched into space. Or Ronald Reagan for starting the War on Drugs. Building the need for a lot more of those bills to be printed.
Or any of the legion of celebrities who’ve overdosed on the stuff and become immortal.
Posted in 2013, America
Tagged culture, currency, economy, Human Behavior, humor, money, musings, other, philosophy, thoughts, US presidents
The Internet came fast, though it’s tempting to take it for granted and just absorb it as it comes along without having to faint and revive yourself.
A person can hop over to Craigslist to see what types of travel trailers and cheap RVs people have they want to sell in lordee-knows-where places he tried to forget exist in Texas. Pop off an email or two to the people doing the selling.
Exhaust that and pop over, shoot off an email to the USFS district handling the Gila Wilderness to find out the condition of this-or-that trail nobody in his right mind would use. Whether a particular trail has been cleared enough to a particular spot to allow a mountain bike to use it.
Pop over to Google maps for a quickie satellite look at a mountain or three, reboot the machine to clear the memory when things start to die.
Pop to dogpile.com to do a search of bicycle forums and discussion boards to see what mountain bikes are costing and what people are saying about them. Then another search or two to find out how much weight a burro could be expected to carry. Whether anyone’s got a notion about them as riding animals and the maximum weight of the person they could carry under particular conditions.
Spang, another websearch to DIY sites looking for ideas for load carrier devices people have put together on bicycle frames, or using bicycle wheels.
Doesn’t appear to be any limit to it. However obscure and esoteric the interest, there’s somone, somewhere on the Internet thinking along the same lines who’s already done some of the heavy thinking.
The neighbor up the hill tells me people are putting together 3D printers in their garages allowing them to duplicate anything that’s ever been manufactured. Putting what they do up on the Internet so other people can manufacture the same thing somehow. Some guy making a crescent wrench that works from his old crescent wrench and a printer.
It’s no wonder the governments of the world are suspicious and concerned. With things like that going on there’s no predicting what will come of it. People might get used to thinking and begin to make a habit of it.
About a century ago two bicycle mechanics put something together the scientific community was busy agreeing couldn’t be done. Without any help they took a manned heavier-than-air flight convincing enough to turn everything upside down.
Didn’t even have computers and the Internet. If they’d had those someone might have been able to convince them they couldn’t do it. Or everyone and his dog would have been making one in his garage.
Posted in 2013, America, Communication, Internet
Tagged culture, Human Behavior, Life, lifestyle, other, society, sociology, technology
These unfortunate undercover police officers were mistaken for ordinary citizens when they attempted to address uniformed police officers in the way uniformed police officers address ordinary citizens.
Posted in 2013, America, Police
Tagged communications, culture, Human Behavior, humor, Law Enforcement, Life, other, philosophy, Police, society, sociology