I don’t know. The one above is only 12″ tall.
The big ones are designed to be kept under the bed. Deluxe model comes with double, kingsize or queensized US flag bedspread.
I suppose it’s probably the Chinese making them so you can probably find them on a web search.
Likely they’ll have Asian-looking eyes though.
Posted in 2013, America, Government
Tagged culture, Human Behavior, humor, inflatable dolls, Life, patriotism, patriots, politics, psychology, society, sociology
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read. Things are really good here.
I think Old Sol might have done his sex change, finally. That CME he caughed up September 30, reached earth October 2 and produced rare red aurora theater at both poles of earth, and lots of places in-between.
JUNO SPACECRAFT TO FLY BY EARTH: Here’s some news you might not hear from NASA because, like much of the US government, the space agency is closed. NASA’s Juno spacecraft will slingshot past Earth on October 9th for a velocity boost en route to Jupiter. At closest approach the spacecraft will be only 347 miles from Earth as it gains an extra 16,000 mph for the long journey ahead. Originally, the Juno mission team was planning to activate Juno’s instruments and practice gathering data during the flyby. Will that still happen? Stay tuned for updates. RED AURORAS: On October 2nd, a CME hit Earth’s magnetic field, sparking a G2-class geomagnetic storm. Sky watchers on both ends of the Earth saw auroras; many of the lights were rare shades of red. Minoru Yoneto photographed this example from Queenstown, New Zealand:
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Meanwhile, the flypaper goo Hydrox got into his fur seems to be neutralized by the wheat flour I worked into his coat, so I think I’ll be able to brush the clogs out without too much difficulty.
Other stuff’s going fairly well, also. I’m finding a strange new enthusiasm, a budding new patriotism growing in my psyche now that I recognize and accept the fact the US Congress and presidency are occupied by human flesh-eating space aliens.
I’d just been too out of touch to look closely at them.
My previous indifference about government and politics was the result of not having understood what they were about.
Knowing what they’re doing is rational and scientific helps a lot.
The cost of so much secrecy. But once I understood they were selectively breeding us to make better food animals I’m finally able to get behind the program. Knowing the key positions of government, finance, multi-national corporations and banks are all filled with space aliens doing things that actually make sense is comforting.
Since they’re all the same and filling both parties there’s no point registering to vote. But I’d still like to do something to show my support.
Gives my extinct patriotic instincts a new lease on life.
Old Jules
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Tagged animals, cats, culture, fly paper, Human Behavior, humor, pets, politics, psychology, science, society, sociology, space aliens, Sun magnetic field
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We’ve all been concerned, world wide, about the tensions the shutdown of military operations as a result of the budget thing would cause US patriots. Thankfully, the Chinese have rushed to provide a solution. Factories in China will begin working three shifts immediately in hopes of preventing catastrophic nervious conditions among US patriots by prioritizing shipping container shiploads of GI Joe Dolls as soon as possible.
In addition to these, a new line of target action figures wearing robes, turbans and burnooses, with butcherknives clinched in their teeth will be available. Village life scene settings will be offered as well, both pre-drone attack, and afterward.
Chinese psychologists believe that, properly used at home by US patriots, these action figures and settings can reduce road rage and shopping mall shootings likely to occur as a result of frustration tensions when military operations overseas aren’t happening.
Old Jules
Posted in 2013, America, Government, Military
Tagged action figures, culture, gi joe dolls, Human Behavior, humor, patriotism, patriots, politics, psychology, society, sociology
Hi readers. I had to throw this in because it’s so outer space.
Hotshot Israeli talking to the United Nations had them all gasping with laughter yesterday when he, with a perfectly straight face, told them all they couldn’t trust Iran.
How the hell do they come up with this stuff?
Old Jules
Posted in 2013, America, Current Issues
Tagged culture, Human Behavior, humor, Iran, Israel, Life, lifestyle, politics, psychology, society, sociology, UN, United Nations
That gorilla’s loaded to the gills with nose candy. It’s no mystery why that war’s lasted 50 years.
Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
I saw on Yahoo news yesterday there’s a gorilla war going on in Columbia. The what? President? Prime Minister? Dicktater? anyway the sadly weakened strong-man in Columbia was saying they needed help from Cuba or Venzu-whatchallit-wala to put an end to it.
Help from Cuba? Hell man, we can send General Arnold Swartzkopff some trucks and move Fort Hood Texas straight through Mexico be down to help them in a New York minute. While the government’s shut down.
Corner the market on addictive drugs worldwide quicker than you can tell about it. Have the rest of the world vomiting and trembling and begging us for something to snort or shoot that’s more satisfying than shooting Muslims.
Sure, there’s the shale oil probably in Mexico we’ll pick off on the way down there, but oil is so damned 20th Century. Cocaine’s where the future is.
Strike while the iron’s hot and Congress can claim they didn’t know because they were fretting about the budget.
Old Jules
Posted in 2013, America, Current Issues, Government
Tagged columbia, culture, drug war, economy, Events, History, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, philosophy, politics, society, sociology
Hi readers.
The old Satanist wearing the Vietnam Veteran cap I wrote about a couple of weeks ago was at the coin laundry again. He was telling me the difference between Satanists and devil worshipers, which he isn’t one of, he says.
“Even the devil worshipers,” he explained, “Just aren’t all that evil. They try, but it’s mostly just waving a bloody shirt at it.”
“Devil worshipers try but can’t pull it off?” Me, thinking this over.
“That’s right. You’d think there’d be plenty of evil for them to get into, but the really evil people don’t want anything to do with them. Not even the somewhat evil people, Catholics, Jews, Baptists and Muslims. They find out a person’s a devil worshiper they think poorly of him. Even when they’re jumping the hurdles for award-winning evil.”
Shaking my head. “I never knew that. You’d think especially Catholics and Zionists and Muslims would open their arms and their hearts to honest-to-goodness no-shit devil worshipers. Why is that, do you think?”
He shook his head, too. “I don’t know why it is. I’m not a devil worshiper and I’m not any of those others. I’m just a Satanist trying to get through life as best I can. But if I wanted to be really evil I’d have one hell of a time managing to do it. I wouldn’t know where to start.”
Old Jules
Posted in 2013, America, Spirituality
Tagged Christian, culture, devil worshipers, evil, Human Behavior, humor, Jews, Life, lifestyle, Muslim, religion, Satanist, senior citizens, society, sociology, zionist
See readers, there you are. I haven’t even barely just wrapped my atrophied mind around the USSR spang being a little bitty pissant place but what damned if it doesn’t threaten to get smaller.
And naturally it’s worrying the bejesus out of the same people who used to fret and chew their fingernails about it being the WHEW great big old USSR. And then the ones who discovered they were scared crapless of it when it was little bitty.
So now, nobody less than the freaking Heritage Foundation’s running around in increasingly small circles because Oh shit oh dear it might get even smaller.
But you gotta remember these are the same people who fret over the threat North freaking Korea is to the peace and dignity of the United States. And the threat Iran is to the United States. And the ugly threat Syria is to the United States.
I’m thinking the whole damned thing is an effort to keep the Chosen People from recognizing the obvious fact we need to invade Mexico, soonest. Then wossname, Guatamala. And anything else that gets in the way between there and the Panama Canal.
Russia? Haaaa! Russia’s never done anything for the US besides Catherine the Great fornicating with famous US sailor sailor John Paul Jones reverse cowboy style. It’s all been downhill since then. Unless we can find another John Paul Jones to send over there what the hell does a little bitty pissant Russia have to do with anything?
Old Jules
Posted in America, Current Issues, Government, Politics
Tagged catherine the great, culture, Education, History, Human Behavior, humor, john paul jones, Life, lifestyle, reverse cowboy, society, sociology
My friend Chuck in Illinois read the previous previous post and emailed me this. Evidently there are other people out there among the citizenry who don’t trust the government and the two-part harmony being hummed by Democrats and Republicans in Washinton DC.
As the Corporation of the United States (D.C.) skates by on the verge of bankruptcy, military activity has been ramping up in FEMA Region III
FEMA and Military equipment [not related] (Photo: Wikimedia Commons)FEMA REGION III (DC, DE, MD, PA, VA, WV) — Major U.S. military equipment movements have been documented over the last week. However, surprisingly enough, it appears the build-up could potentially be for use in domestic martial law rather than the looming conflict in Syria.
According to one report, 3 large military trucks driving in a secure convoy delivered thousands of signs to a few various military installations reading, “Martial Law in Effect”. It was said that the 3 trucks traveled only in an organized convoy even after making several stops at local military bases to offload. It was reported that one leery military employee questioned his superior about the signs and got a response back that the signs were for use in another country. The employee then asked why the signs were written in english.[1]
This all falls lockstep with major military vehicle and equipment movements spotted in Delaware on Monday.[2]
Some wonder if the recent activity somehow ties to the coming simulated cyber-attack drill which some believe will go live initiating martial law in America as a beta test. The drill is set to take place November 13-14, 2013. The NYTimes.comreported, “One goal of the drill, called GridEx II, is to explore how governments would react as the loss of the grid crippled the supply chain for everyday necessities.”[3] [4] Although it is unknown at this time what may truly happen, all of this comes at an opportune time.
The Heritage Foundation recently held a conference where Ilan Berman, American Foreign Policy Council, spoke on the coming Russian crisis and how it will drastically affect America. Berman broke down his thoughts about what we will soon be looking at on a “world stage”. “Russia may appear strong now internationally, but internally it’s approaching a transformation […] every bit as earth-shattering as the collapse of the Soviet Union was some two decades ago.”[6] Berman went on to talk about sustainable population rates, explaining that countries need to main a population rate of at least 2.1 to sustain human growth. Russia falls at 1.6, meaning that by 2050 the “entire Russian Federation will shrink down to one-quarter.”
Sources:
[1] Thousands of MARTIAL LAW Signs Spotted By Truck Load In Illinois –YouTube.com
[2] Alert: Strange Activity in FEMA Region 3 – YouTube.com
[3] As Worries Over the Power Grid Rise, a Drill Will Simulate a Knockout Blow –NYTimes.com
[4] GridEx II / GridSecCon Update, Grid Security Exercise / Grid Security Conference 2013 – SPP.org
[5] Region III: DC, DE, MD, PA, VA, WV – FEMA.gov
[6] Implosion: The End of Russia and What It Means for America
Tagged culture, economy, Events, government, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, psychology, society, sociology
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The hmmm government is shut down. Federal holiday of sorts, I reckons.
NSA’s almost certainly still bugging your phone today. Homeland Security people are sitting around backyard barbeques bouncing around ideas for the next terrorist scare. The war profiteers are still working three shifts trying to find computers fast enough to tally up the money they’re making, but months behind in doing it. International Bankers are sitting around boardrooms thinking up reasons they need bailing out with a government injection.
But, the hmm government’s shut down. Scary stuff.
Imagine all the stuff government does that won’t get done today. Without anyone noticing it, all kinds of stuff I can’t think of right now isn’t getting done, and if I had any inkling what it was it would probably rattle me down to my bootheels.
Heck, what if that stuff doesn’t get done tomorrow? Or ten years from now? Hells bells, eventually someone would notice. Scaryscaryscary.
But what’s going on is intended to fill the heads of people who pay attention to what the government is doing. Assume, for the sake of the argument, this whole thing is theater. An illusion of drama to keep everyone focused.
Where is the goat with the golden horns? What is ACTUALLY going on someone doesn’t want you seeing because you’re too busy worrying the FDA and US Department of Agriculture are home not protecting you from genetic modified food grains and Monsanto?
Where’s the goat with the gold plated horns?
I don’t know the answer and I’m not searching for one. But if I were I’d stand as much chance for success as I’d have going to Israel collecting money for the Palestinian Relief Fund.
Likely as not it’s something fairly large though. The dust will settle, the government will go back to work, and you can bet there’ll be something brand, spanking new crept onto the scene when you weren’t looking.
Old Jules
Posted in 2013, America, Government, Human Behavior
Tagged culture, economy, Human Behavior, humor, Life, lifestyle, politics, senior citizens, society, sociology
Hi readers. Probably most of you know already that human beings are being selectively bred for food by competing species of space aliens. That’s what’s causing so much trouble for us as a species. Our damned overlords can’t make up their minds, keep changing what they want from us.
It’s the reason French mothers gave birth to a century of runts after Napoleon got a generation of their male breeding stock killed off in Spain, Portugal and Europe. Then the other group of space aliens got into the driver-seat and brought Germans, British and Americans into France with WWI to impregnate all the French women in an attempt to undo the Napoleonic accomplishments.
It’s the reason cheerleaders want to propagate with football stars. One of the groups of space aliens likes the physical traits, dumb as cluckshit, beefy males, big titty women, and they want a strain of offspring for their high-dollar eating joints.
A few people probably still doubt this is happening, but all you have to do is look around you to prove it to yourself. Why do you think all those fast food joints are out there peppering the surface of our great land? One of those groups of space aliens is fond of meat with a lot of fat on it.
The one thing all the space alien species agree about, though, is brains. A human brain is about the same amount of food product for discerning aliens, whether it’s generally a brain with an IQ of 80, or one of 150. And the one with an IQ of 80 gives them one hell of a lot less trouble.
Space aliens all do everything they can think of to improve the likelihood their breeding stock is nearer 80 IQ than anything higher. And they’re fairly successful in that regard.
I just wish they’d make up their minds about the rest of it. All this seesawing back and forth over football and wars gets old after a while.
Old Jules
74 years old, a resident of Leavenworth, KS, in an apartment located on the VA campus. Partnered with a black shorthaired cat named Mister Midnight. (1943-2020)
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