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We’ve all been concerned, world wide, about the tensions the shutdown of military operations as a result of the budget thing would cause US patriots. Thankfully, the Chinese have rushed to provide a solution. Factories in China will begin working three shifts immediately in hopes of preventing catastrophic nervious conditions among US patriots by prioritizing shipping container shiploads of GI Joe Dolls as soon as possible.
In addition to these, a new line of target action figures wearing robes, turbans and burnooses, with butcherknives clinched in their teeth will be available. Village life scene settings will be offered as well, both pre-drone attack, and afterward.
Chinese psychologists believe that, properly used at home by US patriots, these action figures and settings can reduce road rage and shopping mall shootings likely to occur as a result of frustration tensions when military operations overseas aren’t happening.