Hi readers. Thanks for coming by for a read this morning.
I saw on Yahoo news yesterday there’s a gorilla war going on in Columbia. The what? President? Prime Minister? Dicktater? anyway the sadly weakened strong-man in Columbia was saying they needed help from Cuba or Venzu-whatchallit-wala to put an end to it.
Help from Cuba? Hell man, we can send General Arnold Swartzkopff some trucks and move Fort Hood Texas straight through Mexico be down to help them in a New York minute. While the government’s shut down.
Corner the market on addictive drugs worldwide quicker than you can tell about it. Have the rest of the world vomiting and trembling and begging us for something to snort or shoot that’s more satisfying than shooting Muslims.
Sure, there’s the shale oil probably in Mexico we’ll pick off on the way down there, but oil is so damned 20th Century. Cocaine’s where the future is.
Strike while the iron’s hot and Congress can claim they didn’t know because they were fretting about the budget.